Urgent virus info |
URGENT TWO SUBJECT LINES TO BEWARE OF: BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. READ AND HEED. I just verified this with Snopes and it is REAL.ALSO WENT TO TRUTH OR ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:01:00 GMT |
a final diagnosis |
Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep at night.He could find no real disorderBut he wouldn't let it re...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:18:00 GMT |
Are you really this STUPID? |
Can people really be this stupid?1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that I could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have h...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:22:00 GMT |
STRANGE FACTS!!! |
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury....
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:04:00 GMT |
SHE WAS ONLY 13 |
Her dad was a drunkHer mom was an addictHer parents kept herLocked in an atticHer only friendwas a little toy bearIt was old and worn outAnd had patches of hairShe always talked to itWhen no one's aro...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:09:00 GMT |
STAGES OF LIFE |
The Male Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK
17 beer 25 &nb...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:00:00 GMT |
scattergories |
GOOD LUCK! SCATTERGORIES... its harder than it looks.RULES: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... they have to be real places, names and things...nothing made up! Try to u...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:00 GMT |
Perfect Couple |
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfe...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:58:00 GMT |
Parent Definitions |
Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family...
AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex aga...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:55:00 GMT |
take the time |
I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian duty ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:30:00 GMT |
