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@nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Are you bored? Wanna chat with me? Go Here.
So you want to know something about me? I am a very particular individual who knows what he likes... And that would be POLO, Holland's cash crop, and Dutch women. To start, it's all about the '91 & '92 vintage RL. Knits, rugbys, polo bear, flag sweaters, p-wings, stadium club, RL country store (leather jackets), and all POLO accessories. (Like the hockey stick I got from the mansion) Secondly, I only deal with the finest, stickiest, sensimillia around... As the genius once said "No stems no seeds that you don't need Aculpulco gold is... BAD-ASS-WEED!" -GZA "Pass The Bone" Finally Dutch women are simply perfect. They are all beautiful. Tall, blond, big and round EYES, beautiful figures, and they love Americans. (Or maybe just me!)
Seriously though, I'm an all day, every day walking Buddah Bless... I am the original blood clot iron lung. I am sofa king we Todd Ed!! I enjoy being professionally fluffed in the morning, I like toking with Haitian Blasians, I like calling in sick, I like to sleep for upwards of 12 hours a night, I like throwing pennies at cabbies that piss me off, I like to wrestle with anyone down... and am always down for the late night session with original bloodclot yardie rudeboys.
I like my music obnoxiously loud all the time. If you don't like music and/or loud music, we probably won't get along... Finally, I'm a great lover: soft touch and love to cuddle. (Although you'll probably not be lucky enough to find that out... but if you have you know what I'm talkin' about ;)~~

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My Interests

I am only interested in the finer things in life. Art, fashion, music, women, movies. I don't like the type of person who follows the herd. I like people who can think and act on their own accord. Recently I am very interested in Horticulture, specifically Hydroponic Botany. Breaking IPOD get togethers are always a good time. I like originality and genuinity. I can't stand pathological liars, or people who feel the need to lie about insignificant details about their lives simply to impress others. (I've had BAD experiences with that type... so don't try to impress me by telling me that your last boyfriend is the creator of the internet or some stupid lie as it won't impress me and you will obviously be exposed in the end... just be yourself, it's much more appealing ;) I like to play games, above all ZONK! During which I'll make a nice batch of brownies, or ganja goo balls. I love to cook (I am a master at slow cooked lamb, osobouko (sp?), lobster, and eggs benedict) Finally, I am IndoSwiss!
(So don't ask if I'm Filipino)

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can get further in life
than I, by being lazier than I...
and someone (other than myself)
who can smoke me under the table...
(which will never happen)...
How 'bout a brunette... and a tossable
midget. (just for one night,
I know I'm sick in the head...
finally, I'd like to meet someone
who can be happy with the way that life
just is. No BS, no social climbing,
unwaivered by the perceived thoughts of others.
Try Not To Fry Your Brain Below Here:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers
in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe!

: : : Artists . . That . . I . . Love : : :
80's:
Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, INXS, Madonna, Sting & The Police, Prince, Squeeze, Belinda Carlisle, Cindy Lauper, Don Henley, Eddie Money, Expose, Genesis, Guns N Roses, Lisa Lisa & The Cult Jam, Madonna, Mr. Bungle, Mr. Mister, Musical Youth, Nu Shoes, Spandau Ballet, Stacy Q, Talk Talk, Talking Heads, Tears for Fears, Tiffany, Tracy Chapman, UB40, When in Rome, and Whitesnake amongst many others...

Electro:
Kraftwerk, Dopplerefekt, Drexcya, Aux-88, Ektomorph, Soul Sonic Force, Source Direct, Time Space Transmat...

Newer: Hip Hop:
Check out Ghostface Killa's New Album - "Fishscale" It's aiight // 2Pac, Biggie, Busta Rhymes, Big L, All Wu Tang incl. RZA, GZA, O.D.B., Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, Method Man, All Duck Down Records, DJ Muggs vs. GZA, Eminem, 50 Cent, BlackMoon, Danger Doom AKA DJ Danger Mouse & MF DOOM, Mos Def, NAS, O.G.C. - Original Gun Clappaz, Outkast, Redman.

Old(er) Hip Hop:
A Tribe Called Quest, Artifacts, Beastie Boys, Beatnuts, Big Daddy Kane, Biz Markie, BlackSheep, Brand Nubian, Capleton, Cypress Hill, Das EFX, De La Soul, DEL The Funkee Homosapien, Dr. Dre, EPMD, Eric B. & Rakim, Fresh 3 MC's, Fugees, GangStarr, Grand Puba, Grandmaster Flash, Houdini, Jungle Bros., Just-ICE, KRS-ONE, Kurtis Blow, Lovebug Starski, LL Cool J, Mel E. Mel, Nice N Smooth, Nine, Mary J. Blige, Marley Marl, Mad Lion, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Pharcyde, Run DMC, Slick Rick, Snoop, Smif N Wessun - 'Dah Shinin', Souls of Mischief, Sugar Hill Gang.

Rock:
Aerosmith, ARI HEST!! (Go HM!), Beatles, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Creedence, Faith No More, Jane's Addiction, Lenny Kravitz, Meatloaf, Metallica, Nirvana, No Doubt, Phish, Pink Floyd, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rush, Santana, Scissor Sisters, Sublime, The Doors, Tom Petty, Van Morrison

Techno[esque] / Trip Hop:
Aphex Twin, Basement Jaxx, Bassbin Twins, Bjork, Daft Punk, DJ Icey, Deee Lite, DJ Dimitri, Diego Mendez, Jamiroquai, Portishead, The Orb, Plastikman, Simply Jeff, Speedy J, Technoir Audio, Todd Edwards

Other:
BOB MARLEY!, The Fatback Band, Harry Nillson,
Manu Chao, Norah Jones, ColdPlay, Maroon 5

Music:

Old School Hip Hop & DanceHall Reggae/ Jungle (Ragga) Old ONLY!... Dj Hype, Andy C, Heretic, Congo Natty, Ed Rush & Optical, Zinc, Roni Size, Shy Fx, DJ Marky, Patife, XRS, Adam F, Fresh, Aphrodite, Goldie, Grooverider, Swift, SS, John B, Dr. S. Gachet, Kenny Ken, L Double, Fierce, Trace, Jumping Jack Frost, Bryan Gee, J Majik, Fierce, Usual Suspects, Pascal, Dylan, Dom & Roland, Stakka, London Elektricty, Commix, Logistics, Technical Itch, Dazee, Bad Company, Pascal, Krust, DJ Die, SUV, Dara, DB, Dieselboy, Evol Intent, J Smooth, Ink & Loxy, Panacea, Pish Posh, LTJ Bukem, Nookie, Calibre, Mason, Basic Operations, Vector Burn, Bad Luietenant, Beet, MC Fats, MC Rage, Fats, MC MC, Posi-D, Dynamite MC, Fearless, Warren G, Rhyme Tyme, MC Stamina, and Stuff up to about 2001 in Toronto.... / Electro / Blunted Breakbeats like Simply Jeff (OLD)...Anything good, not too commercial and something that'll make you mash up da place!

Random Lyric for Week of 02/16/07:
Loaded like a freight train.
Flyin' like an aeroplane.
Feelin' like a space brain
ONE MORE TIME TONIGHT!.
Well I'm an East Coast struttin'
one bad mother...
Got a rattle snake suitcase
under my arm.
Said I'm a mean machine,
been drinkin' gasoline,
and honey you can make my motor hum!
Well I got one chance left
in a nine live cat,
I got a dog eat dog sly smile.
I got a molotov cocktail
with a match to-go
I smoke my cigarette with style.
Well I can tell you honey,
You can make my money tonight.
Wake up late,
Honey put on your clothes,
and take your credit cards
to the liquor store
Well that's one for you
and two for me
by tonight...
'cause I'm loaded
like a freight train
flyin' like an aeroplane
feelin' like a space-brain,
one more time tonight...
I'm on the nightrain
Bottoms up.
I'm on the nightrain
Fill my cup.
I'm on the nightrain.
Ready to crash and burn.
I NEVER LEARN.
I'm on the nightrain.
I love that stuff
I'm on the nightrain.
I can never get enough.
I'm on the nightrain.
Never to return.
No.
Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Speedin' like a space brain
One more time tonight
.........................

Guns N Roses
Night Train

Movies:

All Time - Warriors, Breakin', Juice, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, Alice in Wonderland, Beat Street, Scarface, Menace II Society, 2001, Princess Bride, Dark Crystal, Flight of the Navigator, Over the Top, Juice, Reservoir Dogs, Indian Jones (Trilogy), Star Wars (All Six), The Running Man, Ghostbusters, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (The old one, not the new one), The Never Ending Story, Willow, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Black Cock Rammed Up Your Ass, Cum in Socks Vol. 8 & 10, Pi.

Television:

The Simpsons, 24, Family Guy, A.T.H.F., Birdman, Lost, Fear Factor, Sporting events (obviously) and SportsCenter. I'm really getting into Prison Break.. Could Sarah Callies (Dr. Sara Tancredi) be any hotter? Other than that, TV really sucks nowadays. I mean really, what the hell are we supposed to watch? American Idol???? HA! I think not. I'm personally waiting for the Jeffrey Giordano show to air! Where are you dude?

Books:

"Still Life With Woodpecker" and "Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates" by Tom Robbins, Tao Te Ching by Lao-Tzu, Sun-Tzu, "Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance", "The Once and Future King", "Monkey by Wu Ch'eng-En"
..

Heroes:

My Heroes Are:
Lao Tzu, Jack Herer,
Hunter S. Thompson
Bob Marley, Archimedes,
ODB, My Father,
The Red Baron
Sysaphus (sorry dude...)
Alexander the Great,
Gary Dahl (inventor: pet rock)
CIA (inventor: crack rock)


Have you eva' eva'eva'
in your long legged life
Had a bald headed bitch
for your bald headed wife?"
-ODB ~ ASON

My Blog

Under The Bridge

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Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

Warning: Graphic Content

Sorry to be racist with this post, but this is why all those fuckers need to be nuked off the face of the planet.  Here's a video of a girl getting stoned because she fell min love with a boy.&nb...
Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:19:00 PST

Britney Spears Topless!

Britney Spears Topless!  What a crazy bitch!  You know she uses as personal security?  A tampon tazer gun!  Check out the deatils here: http://www.americaninventorspot.com/securit...
Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

When you gotta go, you tta go!

Sometimes you just gotta take a leak!
Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

Prison Guys Gone Wild!

So the maker of Girls Gone Wild has been arrested and has made a videofrom behind bars... Get ready for Prison Guys Gone Wild! http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/News/Prison_Guys_Gone_ Wild/...
Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:39:00 PST

Paris Going To The Sing Sing Hilton!!!

Paris is going to spend 45 days in Jail!! Ha Ha!  Read the story here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6624223.stm...
Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:39:00 PST

Lindsay Lohan Loves Coke!!

Check out this gallery of Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom doing coke!  Ahhh isn't this just the best???  Maybe she can end up in jail with her good friend Paris for her law breaking ways!!! http...
Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:32:00 PST

Pass The Bone...

No Sticks, No Stems That You Don't Need... Acopulco Gold Is... BAD ASS WEED! So It's that month again.... next year I'll be doing this legally!  If you wanna get together for the last 4:20 of Ame...
Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:20:00 PST

Yummy

Could Christina Aguilera be any hotter than in her Candyman video? She is dirrrty no more!  I'll be her candyman, makin' those panties drop & cherry pop... Mmmm...  So the location ...
Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST

Happy Birthday Bob!!

Happy 62nd Birthday to Bob Marley!!! If you wanna celebrate, call me!!
Posted by @nDre(¯`·._.··._.·´¯) on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST