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You Can Call Me Gonzo

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About Me

I am completely comfortable with who I am. I'm a bitch, a musician, an addict, a recreational lover, i'm gullible, and i lack common sense. I am modest, i am shy, i am annoying. i am crazy, i am loud, i am rude, i am entertaining. I am forward, i am backward, i am quiet. I am responsible, i am highly unmotivated, i am a candy monster. i am a vegetarian, i am a carnivorous dinosaur, i am an emotional wreck, i am everyone's confidant. I'm everything you think I am, and everything you want me to be all at once. I am a failure, i am a genius, i am a swimmer, i am a beautiful loser. i procrastinate, i hate. i love, i cry, i'll live, then die. I am human. Music is the thing that means the most to me. I pride myself on being able to speak my mind, and speak it well. I can be really ditzy at times, tho I don't mean to be (who does?), and I joke around alot, but once you get to know me I'm just a little interesting. However, it takes a hell of a long time to get to know me.I consider myself a fairly honest person, and Id rather not lie to anyone. I'm a band geek. And couldnt be prouder. If I'm not at band practice or school, then i'm at home playing my guitar...or with your mom. I consider myself an agnostic, but i am an aspiring humanist. If there's a hell, I'll most likely go there. Sometimes i wish i could fly, even tho i'm afraid of heights. I am attracted to tits, tats, and guys with mohawks. also: confidence, musicians, [mind you i sed confidence not cockyness] intellectuals, artists...the list goes on. i dislike: strangers who talk to me like they kno me, rushing, people that think that smoking makes them cool, liars, hypocrites, doormats(like the people kind), sand in my mouth, or undergarments, when people mumble the lyrics to songs because they want to feel like they fit in, when in reality this is the first time that they've heard this song, the sound of a little kid or any extremely unexperienced person playing the guitar like they know what they're doing and screaming at the top of their lungs.......i feel like they're mocking me. maybe i'm paranoid. i am a little paranoid at times. i've been through alot of crazy insane shit, so i typically dont feel sympathy for anyone, which is not to say that i think i deserve more than anyone else...i'm not really into complaining, i'm a bit of a pacifist but i have an anger problem, i can write really cool run-on sentences, and i love my friends more than life. People call me Adreanna. My best girl calls me Emily. You can call me Gonzo.You can also check out my music MySpace HERE Thanks bitches.You want sexy? I'll show you sexy. Hit it guys!Pssh...you're not even in the pit...Colonial drumline is....wait! Wait! I have a joke...its really good too...What does a drummer say when he knocks on your door?That pizza'll be $12.50I'm kidding. IChampagne for my Real Friends, Real Pain for my Sham FriendsWhen life gives you lemons Make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them vodka...and have a party. RIP Stephen M Rodriguez 4/22/85-5/12/06. I Love You.
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?
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My Interests

animals, music, movies, black djarums, sleeping, maruchan instant lunch, the beach etc.Name: Emily/Adreanna
Birthdate: June 21
Birthplace: Portsmouth, VA
Current Location: Orlando, FL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Varies
Height: 5'4
Weight: 147
Piercings: 3 (Snakebites, and Septum)
Tatoos: 2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: ew
Overused Phraze: "they're good people"
FAVORITES
Food: Potato!
Candy: anything chewy and fruity
Number: 21
Color: green
Animal: right now, i'm really into sheep
Drink: lemon-berry creamslush
Alcohol Drink: any one thats pourable
Bagel: yes, thank you
Letter: A
Body Part on Opposite sex: do you even have to ask
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: neither
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: either
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Both
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: i'm not sure
Most Missed Memory: childhood
Best phyiscal feature: i dont know
First Thought Waking Up: fuuuuuck...
Goal for this year: i dont really make long-term goals like that
Best Friends: thats so bourgeois
Weakness: Musicians and Mohawks
Fears: heights...
Heritage: black and filipino
Longest relationship: a year and a half
HAVE YOU...
&..39;Ever Drank:' pssh. a better question would be if i've ever been sober.
Ever Smoked: yup
Pot: yup
Ever been Drunk: no.......yes
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: actually, yeah
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: i prefer guys with longer hair
Height: taller than me
Style: whatever
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: sure...
Muscular or Really Skinny: not TOO skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 0
What country do you want to Visit: Italy
How do you want to Die: loved
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: not really
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes
Believe in Yourself: sometimes
Want to go to College: i'm not sure
Do you Smoke: only when im on fire
Do you Drink: only when im thirsty
Shower Daily: i try to
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: what? yes (www.myspace.com/elransom)
Want to get Married: eventually...maybe
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: yeah...
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: thats funny
Hate anyone: no

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I'd like to meet:

one person who i can get along with completely...now, if that person happens to be one of the following, then so be it. Diane di Prima, Johnny Depp, Quentin T., Angelina J., John Lennon (dead), Janis Joplin (also dead), Poe (d.d.d.dead), van Gogh (super dead), Jim Morrison (...).

Music:

♥ AFI (Its true, I have every last one of their albums)♥ the Beatles♥ the Doors♥ the B-52s♥ the Cranberries♥ the Clash♥ Misfits♥ Rasputina♥ She Wants Revenge♥ Joanna Newsom♥ The Agony Scene♥ Free Kitten♥ L7♥ Ladytron♥ Tim McGraw♥ The Blood Brothers♥ Alanis Morissette♥ Hot Hot Heat♥ Tori Amos♥ The Grateful Dead♥ The Faint♥ Eric Clapton♥ Pink Floyd♥ System of A Down♥ Berlin♥ Theatre of Tragedy♥ Brad Paisley♥ Dream Theatre♥ Motion City Soundtrack♥ Depeche Mode♥ Voltaire♥ Incubus♥ Janis Joplin♥ Urge Overkill♥ The Decemberists♥ Lizzie West♥ Boy George♥ Marilyn Manson♥ Blue Man Group♥ Four Non-Blondes♥ Counting Crows♥ Coldplay♥ the Animals♥ Sublime♥ Placebo♥ Count Basie♥ Duke Ellington♥ Judy Garland♥ Daniel Bedingfield♥ Mindless Self-Indulgence♥ Shakira♥ the Mars Volta♥ Led Zeppelin♥ Queen♥ Aphex Twin♥ Tool♥ Kittie♥ Jack off Jill♥ Nirvana♥ Guns N Roses♥ Otep♥ Skindred♥ Dustin Johnsen (from Wisconsin)♥ Bob Dylan♥ Steve Vai♥ Jimi Hendrix♥ Coal Chamber♥ Radiohead♥ So Crates♥ Gloribox♥ the Zambonis♥ Fall Out Boy♥ Panic! at the Disco♥ The Comeback♥ Plain White Ts♥ Cartel♥ Oasis♥ Rolling Stones♥ Bedlight for Blue Eyes♥ Ben Kweller♥ Lynyrd Skynyrd♥ Death Cab for Cutie♥ the Poastal Service♥ Phish♥ Gorrillaz♥ 30 Seconds to Mars♥ Ani Difranco♥ Deftones♥ Red Hot Chili Peppers♥ Johnny Cash♥ Cake♥ 311♥ Foo Fighters♥ Ani Difranco♥ Atmosphere♥Blind Melon♥ Portishead♥Bjork♥Creature Feature

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Snow White (I ♥ Disney movies), The Wall, Resovoir Dogs, Jackie Brown( + anything Quentin T.), Glory, Braveheart, Mary Poppins, Blow (most Johnny Depp movies), Cry Baby, Nightmare Before Christmas, Train Spotting, The Neverending Story, the First Wives Club, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, EuroTrip, Big Daddy (along w/nething Adam Sandler), Anything Monty Python, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Requiem for a Dream, The Patriot, Fight Club, Art School Confidential, Hard Candy, Secretary, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

I really appreciate VH1s "The Drug Years" series, sometimes it makes me laugh. I also enjoy Flavor of Love (and in reality-most VH1 shows), America's Next Top Model, Miami Ink, What Not to Wear, Project Runway, MST3K, Family Guy, Tom Goes to Mayor, ATHF, Moral Orel, the Boondocks and other Adult Swim goodies.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in America, Love, Janis, Ideas and Opinions, The I Ching, On the Road, Memoirs of a Beatnik, Exquisite Corpse, Women of the Beat Generation, Mein Kampf, The Man in the High Castle, Hitchhiker's Guide...I know i have more, but these are the only ones that i see next to my bed right now.

My Blog

Oh The Things I Have Seen (an excerpt from my online journal)

I have never been so happy that tears came to my eyes.But I have been so sad that I've laughedAnd now I realize that the door is only a teasing escapeProblems are meant to be dealt with as they occurN...
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:15:00 PST

I want a new tattoo.....

I needed a place to keep this picture before I forgot were to put it....bleh     http://www.reef.com/productdetail/guys/apparel/t-shirts/TS20 55...
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

Add My Music MySpace

Do it!!myspace.com/elransom
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

One Step Closer to Victory

i like who i am.                                                     &...
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

Outside The Wall

geez...its been one of those days and its not even 1:00 yet...     All alone or in twosThe ones who really love youWalk up and down outside the wallSome hand in handSome gathered together in...
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

New Song...Untitled

I wrote this recently as a result of bad mood, and mixed emotions...then ben showed some nifty guitar schtuff, so it shold be pretty done soon...   tiredgod forbid i shouldhave to emphasize thisf...
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:25:00 PST

A to Z

[A is for age:] how old do i need to be?[B is for beer of choice:] corona[C is for career:] musician and street pharmacist[D is for favorite Drink:] lemon-berry creamslush (c/o Sonic)[E is for es...
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

Homecoming?

So it is technically the 8th of october (happy birthday fatty), and i'll be damned if the homecoming dance wasnt last night...or rather just a little while ago. why didnt i go? because i'm a lazy ston...
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

And How Did This Shit Happen?

I'm not really sure how 'over' it i am. i'm also not sure if that sentence made sense. of course i think about him and miss him, but that wont chnge anything. not a goddamned thing. i almost wis...
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:09:00 PST

I Cant Sleep

I'm really in the mood for peas right now, but all we have is green beans...so i made popcorn. i fuckin burnt that shit. i feel like everyone can, has, and will easily discard me. like i was brou...
Posted by You.Can.Call.Me.Gonzo on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:45:00 PST