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Revan's Nightmare

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About Me

I'm a roleplayer, a borderline sociopath, and a Star Wars geek who's desperately wishing for a working lightsaber and a midichlorian transplant...

I'm straight, my wife's Bi, I'm a worshipper of the Aesir and Vanir (the Norse Gods) (somewhere between Asatru and Heathenism), while my wife's Wiccan, and most folks wonder if we're Jedi...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Celebrities: George Romero, Tom Savini, Greg Nicotero, Stan Lee, gamer/actor Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens;
(Oh, and that bearded guy with the flannel shirts who keeps making those sci-fi flicks that all the fanboys spend every last dime they have to go see, over and over again, then spend all their time on the internet screaming how much they supposedly suck and how he's ruining the films, I don't know, George Lucas, or something like that...)

Celebrities I've already met: the original line-up of KISS, Vincent Price, Peter 'Chewbacca' Mayhew, Ethan 'Neelix' Phillips, Robert 'the EMH Doctor Program' Picardo, Laurel K. Hamilton, Mickey Zucker Reichert, Margaret Weiss, Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes (Silent Bob and Jay), horror author Brian Keene, D&D artist Jeff Dee, and Glenn Cook.

My Blog

Milords and Ladies, 'Twas A Thing Of GLORY!

Okay, so it's 3:30 AM while I'm typing this, I've gotten done withdropping Christy off at work, fed myself, and am rehydrating myself toward off the worst of tomorrow's hangover (Which I will savor, a...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:03:00 GMT

Re: This Year’s Election

Well, I've done my part to try and get the South to secede from the Union and quit fucking up America for the rest of us.Either that, or the DHS will probably put me on the "watch" list (along with an...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 07:39:00 GMT

And now, a word from Elmer Fudd....

(a short, bald man in a hunter's cap and bush jacket steps out onto the stage) *AHEM* I'm too sexy fo' my wuv too sexy fo' my wuv Wuv's going to weave me (tosses the hat to the stage, rips off the...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:31:00 GMT

Getting Political, or, my "Leftist smear of *Gods Chosen Ones*."

Ten to fifteen years ago, I *might* have voted for John McCain. Not because I was a Republican (I've only willingly voted for ONE Republican candidate in my entire life), but because back then, McCain...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:20:00 GMT

Joe Quesada, LORD OF CRAP

Joe Quesada, who retconned out twenty years of Spider-Man continuity last year (2007) by eliminating Peter Parker's marriage to Mary-Jane Watson from Marvel history, is STILL claiming that sales are U...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:40:00 GMT

Everybody Ready For Z-Day Weekend?

Ah, Memorial Day.Also known (at least to me) as:National Dead Folks Day, Wandering Around Randomly Through Cemeteries Day, Z-Day, You Mean To tell Me We Dressed Up In Our Best Clothes For THIS??? Day,...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 21:56:00 GMT

Once Upon A BBS

A little while ago, I was on a BBS, discussing Role Playing Games, and some pretentious White Wolf fanboy was on decrying the supposed superiority of the Storyteller system over other game systems, an...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:59:00 GMT

Bizarre Frikkin’ Dreams...

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and last night, I’ve been having really STRANGE dreams.All my friends know, I’m a gamer, 99% of my friends are, too. But for almost every night of this week, I&...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:20:00 GMT

A Moment Of Silence

The co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, E. Gary Gygax, died this morning at the age of 59.I posted this earlier today over at the Wizards of the Coast website boards, and for the life of me, I don't t...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:02:00 GMT

So, Jedi Quizes...

         -->t-->My score on -->/t--> The Jedi Test:        Jedi Padawan        (You scored 49 on the Force Sen...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:01:00 GMT