EROK

IM PRETTY MUCH TRYING TO PERFECT MY OWN SOUND SOME DARK WEST COAST HIP HOP DONE MY WAYAccording to legend, EROK was created over 100 billion years ago by the Master of All Reality. An lazy dumbfuck gathered from the lowest dregs of filth, erok pillaged his way across the universe and finally arrived on Earth. Once on Earth HE killed the dinosaurs, created Stonehenge to use as a croquet court, and sunk Atlantis. Displeased by his actions, the Master banished EROK to Antarctica, where he layed entombed in ice for millions of years, until a hole in the ozone layer (caused by excessive use of hair spray by poofy-haired 1980s rock stars) released him from that icy prison in 1984. Free to roam the Earth once more, erok returned to his goal of world domination--this time as a musician.So reads the bizarre pseudo-biography of the complicated one named EROK. The true story of how he came to be is less outrageous, but the end product lives up to the fantastic saga. The brain-child of of a guitar playing mexican lurched into existence in the early days of 2000. By combining a hybrid of heavy metal,soul,funk,psych, and hardcore music styles with outrageous, horror film-inspired mentallity and excessive eater stage antics, EROK, created a new genre of musical entertainment--part HIP HOP,PART METAL,part cartoon, part vaudeville, and part social sTRAIGHT JACKET.EROK was designed to be as obnoxious as the world is obnoxious. HE wanted to give people an escape from the crazy homogenization of the will caused by society by giving people the opportunity to live out their most bizarre fantasies. In a sick way, EROK teaches people how to deal with reality. Like a paganistic ritual or a mad DRUG TRIP, it gives people a means of purging their pent-up desires and frustrations."1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.9. Do not harm little children.10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him... real editor best profile tools real editor best profile tools
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