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Prototype_IX

Ma'fakka's got pwned

About Me

Amidoinitrite?
"Maybe I don't think that's cute. Maybe I think that it's a bologna stick!"
"I'm gonna be all over you like a mozzarella stick."
"I hope R 15 is a unicorn!!"
"I hope she gets Searing Flames spiked.... IRL"
"I fucking hate bees! They ruin my life!"
"You need fail and AIDS to traverse a wall of dicks."
"You're just jealous I have baby carrots. Jealousy is an ugly emotion, Everette."

My Interests

Music, computers, outerspace, crude humor, BLANKET FORTS, being fer serious about PB&J, Guild Wars ^_^

Yes... liek u 2 mudkipz

I'd like to meet:

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The marketing genius that came up with these... I mean HOLY FUCK!

Music:

GWAR, Dave Brockie Experience, Gravity Kills, Judas Priest, Cyanotic, Psyclon Nine, Motley Crue, Beauty, Sepultura, Skinny Puppy, Cradle Of Filth, Terrorfakt, S.I.N.A., Snog, Theatre Of Tragedy, Genitorturers, Bile, Feindflug, KISS, MSI, Psychopomps, Gary Numan, Combichrist, Kovenant, Devildriver, Snakeskin, White Zombie, Suicide Commando, Acumen Nation, Rotterdam Terror Corps, Flesh Field, C/A/T, Rude Awakening, Skid Row, Hanzel Und Gretyl.

Movies:

Transformers, The Fifth Element, Devil's Rejects, Shaun of the Dead, Silence of the Lambs, Strangeland, Freddy Got Fingered, erm... mostly comedies.

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Frisky Dingo, Scrubs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, and Absolutely Fabulous [yes, I know this technically makes me gay]

Books:

I've never found myself lost in a book.

Heroes:



My Blog

Ohio

Leaving tonight to Ohio. Gonna help Trista move to Richmond. Weeeeeeeee. 8 hour drive is gonna suck. But at least I'm not tired. I can't wait :D
Posted by Prototype_IX on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:28:00 PST

I’m what’s wrong with this country.

That's right. The war in Iraq, the outrageous gas prices, failing economy, the retarded foriegn policy, can all be linked to me. You must be confused, so here's the story:I was sitting here doing noth...
Posted by Prototype_IX on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:48:00 PST

Retard Moment 34908759804

Ok, so I grabbed a random pair of jeans this morning... they happened to be the ones with a HUGE hole in the ass of them. Which was fine, because I don't really care. Anywho, I get an itch on my butt ...
Posted by Prototype_IX on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:38:00 PST

SILENCE MUSE!

THEY HAVE DONE AN ART! ............ With their coo's.Menstral Painting...
Posted by Prototype_IX on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:01:00 PST

God I’m retarded....

Ok... so I just got off work, and I'm sitting quietly at my computer. I feel an itch on my back. I scratch it.... And I find a dime stuck to my back. It's been there since I woke up this morning. I've...
Posted by Prototype_IX on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:58:00 PST

lol

1) Open http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBRzBQ1Rlb0&feature=relat ed2) Play until you begin to see the woman3) Pause and Mute4) Open http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDWLp1yIWw5) Go back to 1st Video...
Posted by Prototype_IX on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:29:00 PST

Later

Ok. So, I’m not going out anymore again. Fail people  are still made of fail. And quite a few new people I’ve met are made of fail as well. If I do go out, then it’ll be for a s...
Posted by Prototype_IX on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:03:00 PST

Fail friends are fail.

I’m going back to Gee Dubs. See you cunt buckets later!
Posted by Prototype_IX on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:38:00 PST

This blog makes no sense...

But it does have anFUCK YEAH, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER! HOW YOU LIKE THAT SHIT!? MAKES YOU WNNA SUCK SOME DICK, AMIRITE?! I KNOW I DO. I WANNA SMEAR MY DICK ALL OVER THAT SHIT!OMFG, PUNCH ME RIGHT IN TH...
Posted by Prototype_IX on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:01:00 PST

Uhhhh.... wait a goddamn second...

I think I just had an 80 year old man say "full body wax" to me... o.0People are my job are fucking wierd....
Posted by Prototype_IX on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:15:00 PST