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About Me



Miss Girl Scout USA! Read All About It!

I am a Kansas native just tryin' to make it in the big city. From stand-up comedy to burlesque, I'm here for the party. I don't believe in anything that isn't funny. Comedy will save the world, not commerce, so laugh often and smile always.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with an adventure... doors I never dreamed existed.

My Blog

Another online competition? You betcha!

Vote for Scout!To be on LOGOsBIG GAY SKETCH SHOWvisit:BigGayCasting.com/people.sdurwoodVote early. Vote often. Hey, it worked for Obama. www.scoutdurwood.com
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:34:00 GMT

Vote for me! (I know, we're all tired of hearing this... but do it!)

The BIG GAY SKETCH SHOW Thought Scout had enough reality competition bullshit with Tila Tequila? Wrong!http://biggaycasting.com/people/sdurwood Vote every day for Scout, if you please. Check in for vi...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:35:00 GMT

talent | theSet NYC (Scout Durwood)

http://www.thesetnyc.com/?section=talent&ID=142
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:51:00 GMT

Sex in the Pond

I should preface this by saying that I havent been single in eleven years, and eleven years is a long time to get used to something. Thats eleven years of cuddling, for the record. I love cuddli...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:13:00 GMT

On Love and Catering

Catered for a rich man's 30th birthday tonight. Saw the most beautiful woman in the world in a long black backless dress and no bra. She was very tall and wore very tall shoes with a skinny heel. One ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:24:00 GMT

[title of show]

Last night I went to go see "[title of show]". My ex had gone to see it because her friend had seen it and said it absolutely couldn't be missed, and she would buy my ex a ticket, but she had to go s...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:15:00 GMT

From Mama, welcoming me home from adventures abroad:

Scouter,What a relief! Travelling alone has its pluses and minuses.I am going to a Biker Bar with Aunt Kathy tomorrow night to see Billy Bob Thorton perform with his band! I promise to act my age.Oc...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:21:00 GMT

Mantra

I love my craft so much, I live in a rat infested city that smells like piss. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:09:00 GMT

SaySo! Call for Performers

SAY SO! is New York’s highest profile event to raise awareness about where specialized rape crisis services exist in NYC. On Sunday May 18th, noon to 10pm, thousands of New Yorkers at Union Squa...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:18:00 GMT

A Tip

When going through a painful break up, one that involves brilliantly original soundbytes such as, "I love you, I'm just not sure that I'm in love with you," and "I'm just going through some stuff in m...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:48:00 GMT