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Cat Lady

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi, I'm the cat lady! (I have 2 cats and want more!) I can be quiet when you first meet me but actually if you get to know me, beware: I suffer a chronic case of verbal diarrhea. I love to laugh, am prone make odd comments at irrelevant times and I like to answer the phone at work with a lisp. I love my sleep! I can sleep 16 hours, no problem and I definitely treasure alone time. I believe that makes me an introvert. I was baptised Catholic as a baby but I'm really really not religious. Everyone is entitled to follow a religion if they choose, but please don't try to argue with me about what the facts are and what are not. I just don't wanna argue. And for gods sakes don't try to get me to go to your church with you! I've gone. I'm not into it. I hate hate hate liars! Don't freakin lie to me especially about dumb shit that doesn't even matter either way! That's the worst! Also can't stand fake girls . . . you know the kind who you see out and they give you the really fake high maintenance looking kiss? Haha I write this and girls still do it! I have a 20 foot no-smoking perimeter. Before I die I would like to see a field full of persian lilac trees and the Aurora Borealis (sp?). Maybe I'll have a family too.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Non-Psychos: I'm psycho enough. THANKS.Non-Pickey Eaters: Hey, my Mama is so flip she eats parts of the fish you don't even wanna know about and my dad is from the South. fyi... pickiness is not a virtue. There are enough picky eaters in the world... including some of my friends. Sorry guys, but it's true!Goofy People: Where are all of the people who have absolutely no fear of embarassment??? I admire that and I want to know how to be like that! Smart People: More than anything else, I would really like to meet people who have wisdom in life, love, and self-discovery. I want to meet people who have struggled and persevered through life's tribulations rather than be broken down and destroyed... CHARACTERS OF INSPIRATION, NOT DESPERATION. I have no close relatives other than my father so I always look forward to meeting people who will share their life's experiences with me and help me learn from them. I love hearing people's happy memories and stories of their childhoods especially with their siblings since I have none. I would also love to meet people who have experienced the world in ways that I have yet to even imagined. I want them tell me all about things, places, and people to which I am entirely naive.Original Personalities: NO MORE FOLLOWERS! Seriously, we all rub off on our friends and vice versa but I just don't understand how anyone can think that they know anything about themself if their personality is entirely comprised of elements of other people's personalities that they have plagiarized on a whim. Making friends with a follower is like making friends with the same people you already know except that they are not genuine. What a waste of time!On a final note, if you do that whole Quickstar thing, stay away...

My Blog

Disclaimer!

Let's (as in me talk to myself because the cat talks back but i don't understand her) talk about the whole , "what are you looking for in a potential other-half?" deal.  I must address the most a...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Sloth?

    My computer crashed yesterday so I'm borrowing my Dad's but I can't find the volume buttons!  Everytime I start to snoop around on someone's myspace page, I am immediately chas...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:06:00 GMT

How Fucking Irritating

A work in progress for every bad day to come...Last minute turn signals.  If you're gonna turn left, let me know before you stop for 10 hours in front of me... grrrrrrrrrr."Sandwich artists" who ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:49:00 GMT

Is this scripted???

   Today I was feeling crummy about my personal life and I went shopping to feel better about it.  Shopping is always a great stress reliever.  It was just what I needed to feel be...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:31:00 GMT

Halloween is coming up...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:48:00 GMT

Rules for Myspacing

1. Delete Tom... he's not your friend, and I promise you that he won't notice if you delete him. 2. Never under any circumstances is it acceptable to say "thanks for the add," unless of course you're ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:51:00 GMT