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FREE HOUSE

self indulgent fuckerys

About Me

A collective work of such unoriginal banality, that i can only offer up feeble and self-pitying excuses. I suffer from a lack of good quality sleep and delude myself that the visions I see floating in front of my eye sockets are carefully surrealist dreams, Rather than the stupid, insane, creatively impoverished piss spray that is mine bloodshot eyes reality..Alas..if you seek talent, skill, imagination or greatness from this house,..you would be better off scratching your armpit.....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/31/2007
Band Members: I AND I ALONE IS TO BLAME FOR THIS DEPRECATORY HEM.
Influences: Riches, Hostilities, Bitches, Bastards, Unjustices, Obscene Wet Dreams..
Sounds Like: Fleas Shit in a Whalebed
Record Label: Who in Gods name would sign this unkempt bollocks
Type of Label: None

My Blog

no wave

no wave let the smokers reflecthollows in mellow tone angles on your left sleeve sweet mother fearest my first glimpse of bloody streetbaptised me the deepest murder sex and drinkingall gods sweethear...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:01:00 PST

pump action purple prose

cant remember the last time we fuckedpower puke pain and other none suchthe spin from the bumpy skinned clumsy little itchlapdance in the love tub yr ex fella's a bitch dance commanders ring changesdi...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:51:00 PST

free free cabbage muse

the new first fuck stainis dripping with praisehang on to your prickits dishing out raySmeteoric nut sackplans the eraseblue god mavericksshit purple gazerokAferry duffya white girl soul fazecant diss...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:45:00 PST

READERS POLL

readers poll we nearly died waiting for a comment the shocking truth everYone has spied second rate suPER failed but tried talk talk render the foolish foldcome on come onmy shit is GOLD no matter too...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:28:00 PST

kicking against the pricks wiv pissed stained trainers

devastation trailtabloid string lullaby as deviants inhalethe bars emptymy glass is still fullhang aroundcos im a desperate dantrying to pull twilight hourbetween night and daynoone waiting for me at ...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:16:00 PST

HOUseBOAT PIRatES

how do you seperatehouseboat piratesslipshod sniperswiretap scarspursuit of happinessstitched up starsRED ALERT boomboxpumping out baitsRiot for romancebroken kiss tear achesordeal by fucking rosesexp...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:12:00 PST

BReaKinG BONES

breaking bonesfucking sticks and stonesangels and demonsswap sermon groansanother accuserparanoid bruiservoice of the seven woodsresidual losershocking pink riversmake solemn souls shiverAGAIN i expla...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:33:00 PST

they came and the anal probe was unsatisfactory

tis a wonderthat the billaBRANGS plunderme arse fer secretsthat they could never understANcos im a maverick manborn to breakdanceon a LASTIC bandrewind..yr boomSKANnad render da SEEDdeEp>>lose no slee...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:57:00 PST

yr a CUNT...and you know it?...dont you?..dear god...YOU DONT!!!

HA HA...Poor, misguided, fuckwit. You really are under the impression, that 50 gaZILLION myspace friends makes you somehow popular. sigh....    ...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST

Are ye so far up thine own Bottom?

Well? Are you?. That when a hand is extended in cyber friendship, that you cant be arsed to reply?. Thanks maybe, some grace, some level of social skills?...Hmmm perhaps not, maybe I shouldnt expect a...
Posted by FREE HOUSE on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:58:00 PST