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Roebots

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About Me

if talkin shit was a crime, we'd all be on death roe...

My Interests

TWINKLE. hairstraighteners, muscle relaxers, wife beaters, hot candle wax dripping all over my body, hot tubs, gasoline, epilepsy, minature ponies, bowties and/or ribbon, textured walls, flavored lubed ultra thin and scented glow in the dark condoms, flea collars, razor blades, tin foil, calculators, globe earrings, glass (solid or broken) paintings of nude people, plastic coins, new kids on the block fan memorabilia, nail polish, dragons, scotch tape, sea shells, thumb tacks, turtle wax, green ketchup, hand-beaded moccasins, cotton (the fabric of our lives), shiny hineys

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Ludacris, Piebald,

Movies:

ALMOST FAMOUS, short circuit, ace ventura pet detective, mall rats, the dark crystal, bio dome, wet hot american summer, napoleon dynamite, mighty ducks, the land before time, donnie darko, flashback, detroit rock city, go, dude where's my car?, stand by me, the man with two brains, bennie and joon, the royal tenembaums, gangs of new york, the count of monte cristo, the jerk, signs, can't hardly wait, the lord of the rings trilogy, i heart huckabees, bubble boy, ferris bueller's day off, sixteen candels, NORTH SHORE, the outsiders, EMPIRE RECORDS, office space, stigmata, pee wee's playhouse, the life aquatic,

Books:

the cookie sutra and naughty origami

Heroes:

captain blackbeard and king aurthur.

My Blog

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this is what happens when we drink 40z and have nothing else to do...
Posted by Roebots on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

roe house

COMMMMMING SOOOON!!!!
Posted by Roebots on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:25:00 PST

Rest In Peace Roe Apartment .1428

As of August 31, the Roe Apt. is no more. No more pillow fights, knives thrown at walls, cinder blocks thrown off the porch, beer spilled on the floor, lease viloations, kegs in the kitchen, dance par...
Posted by Roebots on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ALL HAIL CHEAP ALCOHOL!

WE'RE IN ENGLAND, AND MOST OF YOU ARE NOT. LAMBRINI IS THE SHIT.
Posted by Roebots on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

karma is a bitch

2/3 of us have experienced extreme bad luck of late.. karma is a bitch!
Posted by Roebots on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

scumfuck

being homeless for the summer is a good fucking idea!
Posted by Roebots on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BTW

we just did seven loads of laundry.... no seriously
Posted by Roebots on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ode to party cup

party cup oh party cup, why do you make us smile? is it because you hold large amounts of liquid so that we can quench our thirst in moments of extreme dehydration? is it because you are orange? ma...
Posted by Roebots on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"your move holy man...choose wisely"

and i quote, "STOP, DROP, AND ROLL WILL NOT WORK IN HELL!" some church in good ol' c-town
Posted by Roebots on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who fucked up that leaning tower?

we're not those kids sittin on the couch. would it possible to fill waterballoons with jello?  could you put warm water in the water balloon and then somehow put the mix in and shake them all up?...
Posted by Roebots on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST