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My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love

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About Me


you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse
which happy bunny are you?
brought to you by Quizilla .....I have an AMAZING boyfriend who has a slight Mario Party inperfection. I'm a Bartender, A Waitress, Manager, I have an un-natural obsession with Gavin DeGraw which most find disturbing. I'm a Red Bull addict, A recovering Jager Addict (he's NOT your friend..remember that)I'm currently trying to switch to Beer.. I have OCD at times. I'm on MySpace way too much for someone who works almost every day. I work two jobs, 6 days a week so i'm a busy gal. I hate my job, which is only temporary, at least that's what I said 5 1/2 yrs ago...but i love my bartending job =) I love the people I work with because they're all crazy.I have perfected the fake smile. Many people can make me laugh, few can make me genuinely smile. I have a nervous breakdown once a month, usually at work..and I'll just cry and throw things for a minute. . I like a challenge. I'm overly sarcastic. . I live for music. I love musicians, but that's a love hate relationship. I'm obsessive about other people's spelling and grammar even though I may not spell everything right all the time. I rock. I adore my friends and family. I can't go to bed early...ever. I can have fun doing anything as long as it's with the right people. Yankee Stadium is my favorite place. I've seen RENT so many times I can recite the whole play. I make too much money to not have any. I have a big heart and I'm too nice for my own good. Don't piss me off.
You're a Crazy Drunk! As soon as your blood alcohol level raises you're
all over the place! You're the drunk running
through the street naked or trying to engage
everyone in strip Jenga. You like making people
laugh and feeling free of all your
responsibilities.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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My Interests

My pup pup Chloe,My boyfriend and beating him at Mario Party.Cyanide and Happiness www.explosm.net Writing.. mostly poetry, Music, movies, road trips, having that winding down drink after work, Listening to my future husband, Mr. Gavin DeGraw, and Jason Mraz, . Baked Clams, Resses Peanut Butter cups (the small ones), Raspberry Flavored anything, Arizona Iced Tea, Dirty Martini's (xtra dirty),RedBull, Three Olives any flavored Vodka, Dolphins, My bed when I'm wasted, Perfecting my fake smile, remembering how to laugh, Playin Pool and beating guys at it, though i'm out of practice, Playing darts and beating guys at it..now that I have my own Dart Board, Volunteering for the Luekemia and Lymphoma Society any chance I get .... u might regret what u let slip away.... ...

I'd like to meet:

Realistically..In my job i meet people every single minute of every day i work, unfortunatly, these are NOT the people i'd like to KNOW, just people i'm FORCED to communicate with, I'd like to meet anyone BUT these people!! UNrealistically... I'd love to meet Jason Mraz, Gavin DeGraw(who i JUST MET!!! like 3 times! so i can scratch him off the list, though i'd love to meet him again, and again, and again. and if i KEEP meeting him, i'll be arrested..) Billy Joel, Bradley from Sublime..IF he was alive, Resse Witherspoon, Robert DeNiro, Tino Martinez and David Cone.myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page.

Music:

SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC....SLEEP WITH A MUSICIAN =PONE GOOD THING ABOUT MUSIC, WHEN IT HITS YOU, YOU FEEL NO PAIN I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING!!~SUBLIME~GAVIN DEGRAW~JASON MRAZ~MICHAEL TOLCHER~JOSH KELLEY~INGRAM HILL~JACK JOHNSON~DAMIAN RICE~O.A.R~COLDPLAY~KORN~KELLY CLARKSON~311~ALICE IN CHAINS~INDIGO GIRLS~SPIDER NICK AND THE MADDOGS~THE PRESIDENTS~WEEZER~THE CURE~LINKIN PARK~MAROON 5~MATCHBOX 20~BILLY JOEL~ANI DIFRANCO~JEWEL~INCUBUS~FRANK SINATRA~DASHBOARD~ME FIRST~BON JOVI~DAVE MATTHEWS~TOOL~ELTON JOHN~U2~CHERRY POPPIN DADDIES~FIONA APPLE~HEAD AUTOMATICA~ALKALINE TRIO~RELIENT K~FALL OUT BOY~PANIC! AT THE DISCO~

Movies:

EVERY single Resse Witherspoon movie, she's the only chick i'd go lesbo for,Jake Gylenhal, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel , Robert DeNiro ,Harry Potter, Disney,Sweetest Thing(the ultimate girl movie) A streetcar named Desire, To Kill a Mockingbird, Alfred Hitchcock, Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, Breakfast Club, Willy Wonka, The Outsiders, Hamlet (mel gibson style), Goonies, Horror Movies, Quentin Terentino Movies, Almost Famous, Disney , American History X,Little Shop of Horrors, Hairspray, Requiem for a Dream, Cry Baby, My Cousin Vinnie, the World According to Garp,Riding in Cars with Boys, Office Space, Grease,Better Off Dead, The Sandlot, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Unbreakable, signs,(M.Knight movies) House of a 1000 corpses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Where are all the SCARY new horror movies?? ..these are movies i can watch over and over and never get sick of....

Television:

.... Don't have much time for tv...ANIMANIACS!!!!! Hell's Kitchen, Dirty Jobs, MythBusters, SpongeBob SquarePants, Six feet Under, Def Poetry, Sopranos, most HBO series, the twilight zone, and some reality that I only watch because there's nothing else on when i'm at work during the day. /style ....

Books:

Cosmo is my bible! I make it a point to read the Daily News Horoscopes every day, then the rest of the paper..time willing.. Last BOOK I read was" The Five People You Meet In Heaven" tryyyying to read the 6th Potter. i SHOULD do more of that and less of THIS

Heroes:

George Carlin, Jenn, The little monsters that i call my nephews,and my Sister, for creating those little monsters

My Blog

All Day.....and that's It....

I have abandoned all reasoning and all sense of reality finding myself stuck somewhere in between what I know to be true and what I desperately want to be a lie.
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:19:00 PST

blaaahhhh...this sucks

I'm so damned "writers blocked" that i'm almost driving myself insane. with everything that i feel on a constant every day basis, i can't seem to put any of it into words. what the fuck is THAT all ab...
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 01:10:00 PST

HAD to steal this from Jay...

Thing's I would like to do hypothetically if I were to decide to quit my job. 1. Bring everyone Orange soda regardless of what they ordered. When they tell me they didn't order Orange soda I would re...
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 03:50:00 PST

For You.....and you...and you...

You can't hide behind social gracesSo don't try to be all touchy feelyCuz you've lie in my face of all placesBut I got no problem with that reallyWhat bugs me is that you believe what you're sayingWha...
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:12:00 PST

The Battle of the Beetles

Seriously..i'm having a freakin heart attack. I work almost every damn day, and every damn day, i have to go outside to smoke a cigarette, and every time i go to smoke a cigarette at work, lately, ove...
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NOTE TO SELF.....Don't kick refrigerators

Ummm..anger management? yeah, think that's what I need. I got mad at work today because people are ASSHOLES..especially people who go to Applebee's to eat dinner on a Saturday nite...anyways, i got ma...
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IF U GO OUT TO RESTAURANTS..READ THIS!!!!!!!

Ok people...i hate to bitch and moan, but, i'm gonna anyways. For those who know me, know I work in a restaurant...and can stop reading right now...for those who don't know me..keep reading. Do u peop...
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WELCOME BACK TINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can NOT even EXPRESS the Joy I feel now that Tino Martinez has rightfully returned to The Yanks! Oh how I have waited for this day. Never liked Giambi anyways...especially since he took Tino's plac...
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blah

She sleeps to dream of the life she wish she'd led of the tears she never cried and the things she should've said. Of the places she could've gone and the people she might've seen of the memories ...
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RIP JOEY BERNOR

words & music by jason mraz The boy's gone. The boy's gone home. What will happen to a face in the crowd when it finally gets too crowded. And will happen to the origins of sound after all the so...
Posted by My Flirting With Disaster is Modern Love on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST