Night Whiskey (Jack Malone > Jack Bauer)

About Me

I like Batman and Tom Cruise; probably a little too much for a 23-year old male. I like referring to actors by the character I most enjoy watching them play e.g. Julian McMahon = Cole Turner. Matt Damon = Jason Bourne/Colin Sullivan. I talk with a variety of strange accents... Sometimes this gets out of control and girls who want to sleep with me don't know that I actually don't have an English accent. Sometimes, my brothers and I (see "Nick" in my top 8 friends) will have entire conversations that consist of only movie quotes and phrases said in a Matt Damon-in-"The Departed"-sort-of-way. I don't get tired of Tom Brady winning Superbowls. I tend to laugh when people think that you "really have to know someone" in order to talk about something that isn't superficial. I REALLY laugh when someone who's not a woman says people shouldn't be able to have abortions. I don't project my insecurities onto other people and have little tolerance for those that do (yes, this encompasses Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on your door for the third time in a month.) People in America would be much happier if we weren't a society built around a false sense of intelligence. We're the stupidest industrialized nation in the world... So please, withhold your opinion on what you think we should do in the Middle East etc. I drink. I don't do any other drug but I can tell you a few stories. I tend to hold women to a higher standard than men (and given the standards most young women have these days, I've heard that I qualify as a sexist. And a womanizer, as it turns out.)

My Interests

This is from "Collateral": What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda? Tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max? Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whale, Greenpeace or something? No. (I did that from memory and no, the movie hadn't just played in the background.)

I'd like to meet:

"Sarah, secrets are my life."

Music:

RAP! music, especially the kinds Black people like because every true hip-hop fan knows that striving to be Black is what it's all about.

Movies:

"I'm the Lord of the Rings like Bilbo Baggins." Pants be saggin'.

Television:

"Charmed." Jack Malone beating the shit out of Jack Bauer. "Law & Order."

Books:

Left blank.

Heroes:

Batman. Tom Cruise. Sgt. Dignam. Optimus Prime. Jack Malone. Vagina. Cole Turner, Assistant D.A. and the former Source of all Evil.

My Blog

Attention: People

I'm growing really tired of some of the criticism that goes on in plain sight on this page. I'm sure "most people" know who I mean and that "most people" are right now saying to themselves how "...
Posted by Night Whiskey (Jack Malone > Jack Bauer) on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:08:00 PST

FUCKING SHIIIT.

GOD DAMN IT. FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=22269851&blogID=323307343&indicate=1 I hate the world. I hate everyone. I h...
Posted by Night Whiskey (Jack Malone > Jack Bauer) on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:09:00 PST

Life doesn’t get any better than this...

This (http://www.atptennis.com/en/tournaments/profile/352.asp) is the final tournament of the tennis year before the final 8 in Shanghai. I don't know who follows the ATP or how closely but you ...
Posted by Night Whiskey (Jack Malone > Jack Bauer) on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:17:00 PST

Fuck Yahoo Mail and every one of the cocksuckers responsible

for its Internet E.D. How can a site not get it up after only a few weeks of error messages? It's bad enough their service sucks unless you want to give them the title to your house but th...
Posted by Night Whiskey (Jack Malone > Jack Bauer) on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:53:00 PST

Myspace nicknames for the girls who frequent my page

First off, my personal favorites... Ashley aka urghey = "The Clone."Liz aka ?Biz Ford? = "notgunnacomment."Stephanie aka The Girl At The Rock Show = "Jolly Green Giant."Stacey aka Stacey = "Paxil."Now...
Posted by Night Whiskey (Jack Malone > Jack Bauer) on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

The secret to life...

is the knowledge that you have to do it on your own. A million pretty-faced liars will come along and try to create another method but it doesn't happen. Believe me, I've slept with more t...
Posted by Night Whiskey (Jack Malone > Jack Bauer) on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:11:00 PST