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About Me

I'm 20-something years old. I'm from Chicago's Bridgeport neighborhood. I'm Catholic. I'm an asshole. I'm honest. I've been there and done that. I hate welfare. I hate most liberals. I love women, but I feel today's woman needs to learn her place. I also think today's fella needs to learn a thing or two about said women. I cook. I clean. I'm an entrepreneur. I pray every night. I love Harry Potter - so friggin' what?! Get expert advice from a mostly republican, semi-chauvinistic and partially prejudiced but totally honest Italian goomba who has "been around the block" a time or six! I have seen it all and offer advice for men and women on just about ANYTHING! Need counsel with a laugh? Maybe someone's keyboard to cry on? Salvatore Giaccomo Gambini is here for you! Ask me anything - I just might help! (Salvatore Giaccomo Gambini is not a certified counselor or psychiatrist. All advice is to be taken with a grain of salt. Salvatore Giaccomo Gambini is not responsible for negative outcomes resulting from bad advice. But beware Salvatore Giaccomo Gambini is very wise you just might learn a thing or two about a thing or two)

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Anyone who needs advice on anything: love, relationships, sex, religion, business, finance, politics, food, entertainment...you name it, I'll friggin' talk about it. Tell me something good - gimme da good stuff - unless you're fuggin scared!

My Blog

She's dating a man WAY older than her...

Q: I could use your adviceHi. I'm 21 and live on the Southside of Chicago near Midway. I'm currently laid off, giving me extra time to think about stupid things. Anyway I'm kind of involved with a gu...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 23:15:00 GMT

All Bill's girls are psychos (poor guy)

Date: Dec 24, 2005 1:36 PM Bill writes: Q. What up dude? I'm a Serbian guy that came over here a long time ago so you could say I'm Americanized but with that old world mentality...got to say I ag...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:32:00 GMT

Paula's guy won't marry her...

Date: Dec 29, 2005 12:48 PM Paula writes& Q. Vincenzo and I have been dating for a little over 2 years now. We never fight and disagreements seem to happen very few and far between. Lately everyon...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:24:00 GMT

Woman getting back at her prick B-friend

Thanks to PRINCESS for this question This post was received via e-mail [email protected] Q.Salvatore, honored sir, I need your advice. my married italian lover told me ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:23:00 GMT

Italian broad married a Polish guy - man oh man!

Thanks to BLONDIEBLUEYES for this question This post was received via e-mail [email protected] Q.Salvatore, Ciao! I'm a nice Italian girl. You know....did all the 'right' t...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:12:00 GMT

Johnny K's whoore girlfriend

Q. Salvatore, My girlfriend spends too much time at "work" and "out with friends." We've been living together for almost 2 years. I haven't seen her in the last two days and probably only 10 times to...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:07:00 GMT

About me

About me: I'm 20-something years old. I'm from Chicago's Bridgeport neighborhood. I'm Catholic. I'm an asshole. I'm honest. I've been there and done that. I hate welfare. I hate most liberals. I lov...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:06:00 GMT

Does this sound like you? How to use this column

DOES THIS SOUND LIKE YOU? Boyfriend being a prick or your girlfriend being a hoore? Tired of living in your parents house at 35? Do you owe Johnny Two-Times a shit load of money and dont know ho...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:04:00 GMT