I'm sure most people won't understand what Ubserd (correctly spelled absurd) or literati mean. So in an effort to help those who don't know understand me a little better, I've provided the definition for the two words I've chosen to name myself:
ab·surd
Ridiculously incongruous or unreasonable. Of, relating to, or manifesting the view that there is no order or value in human life or in the universe. The condition or state in which humans exist in a meaningless, irrational universe wherein people's lives have no purpose or meaning.
lit·e·ra·ti
persons of scholarly or literary attainments; intellectuals.