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Rob

Your Last Line Of Defense For When The Zombies Finally Make Their Move

About Me

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.-Hunter S. Thompson as Raoul Duke in Fear And Loathing In Las VegasTHE EMPIRE STRIKES BARACK
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My Interests

Music/ Theatre/ Film/ Video Games/ Reading/ Animals/ Friends

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really, if you are kind enough to visit this site that is hardly ever updated, it is the least I can do to say hey back... width="425" height="350" .. My Fellow Atheists

Music:

The Beatles/ The Doors/ Elvis Costello/ Bad Religion/ Sex Pistols/ The Cure/ The Smiths/ Elliott Smith/ Bob Dylan/ Johnny Cash/ Thee Pirates/ The Blackjacks/ The Ramones/ Drop Kick Murphys/ Neil Diamond/ Neil Young/ The Polyphonic Spree/ The Dandy Warhols/ The Velvet Underground/ Nirvana/ Rufus Wainwright/ Aaron Sprinkle/ The White Stripes/ Franz Ferdinand/ Rise Against/ Rage Against The Machine/ Social Distortion/ The Pixies/ Queens Of The Stone Age/ Bright Eyes/ Operation Ivy/ Dead Kennedys/ The New Pornographers/ The Eels/ Foo Fighters/ The Postal Service/ Oasis/ Iron And Wine/ Belle And Sebastian/ Cursive/ The Flying Burrito Brothers/ Sonic Youth/ Smashing Pumpkins/ The Fiery Furnaces/ The Clash/ Arcade Fire/ Sufjan Stevens/ Morrisey/ Creedance Clearwater Revival/ Pedro The Lion/ etc.

Movies:

Evil Dead/ Evil Dead II/ Army Of Darkness/ Clerks/ Mallrats/ Chasing Amy/ Dogma/ Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back/ Punch Drunk Love/ The Aristocrats/ Good Night And Good Luck/ The Godfather/ Scarface/ Coffee And Cigarettes/ Silent Night, Deadly Night/ Ghostbusters/ Lost In Translation/ American Movie/ Dark Days/ The Big Lebowski/ Office Space/ The Rocky Horror Picture Show/ The Crow/ Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas/ Back To The Future/ Star Wars/ The Meaning Of Life/ Life Of Brian/ Night Of The Living Dead/ Dawn Of The Dead/ Day Of The Dead/ Land Of The Dead/ The Jerk/ The Three Amigos/ etc

Television:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000/ Penn and Teller's Bullshit/ Degrassi/ Survivor/ South Park/ Monty Python's Flying Circus/ The Daily Show/ The Colbert Report/ The Office/ The Kids In The Hall/ Adult Swim/ Clone High/ The Simpsons/ Family Guy/ Futurama/ Nova/ Blackadder/ Faulty Towers/ Myth-Busters/ Best Week Ever/ The Soup/ etc

Books:

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas/ The Rum Diaries/ Slaughter-House Five/ Fahrenheit 451/ If Chins Could Kill: Confessions Of A B-Movie Actor/ How To Make Love, The Bruce Campbell Way/ The Lord Of The Flies/ A Clockwork Orange/ 1972 : A Novel of Ireland's Unfinished Revolution/ The Demon Haunted World: Science As A Candle In The Dark/ Franny And Zooey/ The Catcher In The Rye/ To Kill A Mockingbird/ 1984/ The Skeptic Encyclopedia Of Pseudoscience/ How We Believe/ Why People Believe Weird Things/ The Science Of Good And Evil/ etc

Heroes:

John Lennon/ Bruce Campbell/ Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

I Love Everyone

If I have done you wrong, I apologize, let’s face it, I suck at times. If you have done me wrong, consider it cool.Love ya’I just thought you should know ...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

My Fucking Pathetic Ex (Not Tiffany-She Rules)

  Alright, well, it has been quite a while since my last post, so I figured it was about time.   As some of you know I dated a girl named Amy for a short bit this summer. It was very short d...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:08:00 PST

Same Shit, Different Place

I woke up this morning to my boss pleading with me to come into work today. Apparently, I was the only one in the whole fucking region who could open the restaurant. I was told I would be first cut a...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST

MST3K Is Back Baby- Fuck Yeah

Shot at 2007-07-24That's right, Shyamalan is a completely fictional character created by underground comic book artist Fiz Hooley, who also created Andy Dick, Bruce Vilanche and his most enduring char...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

Some Bullshit, Corporate Style

Many of you know the story already, but it does make a fairly interesting blog, so fuck it. Smokey Bones the restaurant I worked at is no more.We were called in on Cinco de fucking Mayo at 7:30 in the...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:28:00 PST

Like A Rusty Nail Through Your Foot

I stepped on an nail today, it fucking hurt. This is going to make work a lot of god damn fun....
Posted by Rob on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:07:00 PST

Tagged And Shit

   Alright, so a while back Melissa "tagged" me. I blew it off, because who the fuck cares right. However, I'm doing it anyways. The rules go a bit like this:    Once you have been...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST

The Week Long Relationship That Wouldn't Fucking Die

The Parting Blows Of The Spitler/ Hocker Split JoyElectric123 (6:43:22 PM): Nick told me one of you resolutions last night, one was not to date a guy you know you don't like just because he ...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST

Random Shit From A Burnout

Fucking swine are already pushing Christmas down our throats. It is two goddamn days after Halloween for Christ's sake.        I caught part of Dr. Phil today. I know th...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

Apparently I Don't Have Much Longer To Live, But Then We All Knew That.

I am going to up my smoke and drink intake just to die before this date and spite the website.     Your Personal Day of Death is...  --> Day of death -->   T...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST