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dyer

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

How do you write something like this? I feel like I should post references. I mean does anyone ever write ... "well I am on probation and can't travel within 500 feet of a school yard or be out after curfew." Now that would be interesting!Currently pondering a move back to Louisville....."Roam if you must, but come home when you've seen enough" -Slug (edit:Moved back and back out again.)I have spent the last 2 years or so in south Florida....West Palm Beach....4 hurricanes and 2 leveled apts. later, I believe I have decided to come back. Now I have to figure out how to swallow that humble bowl of "never" pie. I am Honest, funny, witty, straight-forward, no games, I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. Love to laugh and make others do the same. If you can not laugh at yourself...You should have a strong character if you hang out with me. I will make jokes about what you do, but I will be the first to laugh at myself.My greatest assets are my friends. If a man is truly judged based on the company he keeps, then my place in heaven is secure. I am looking to add truly exceptional and unique people to this short list. I am intelligent, articulate and literate. I am looking for the same. If you didn't complete high school (at least), we are probably not a good match. It doesn't really matter to me how pretty you think you are, because if you show me the most beautiful woman in the world, I'll show you a man who is tired of her shit. I try to keep one foot based in the real world, and find prolonged netspeak relationships tiring. I am really relaxed socially. I do believe in social lubrication to wind down but I don't do drugs.

My Interests

Colts Football!!, Poker, Diving, Running with scissors, Costuming (you know, halloween), Jumping on the bed, GOOD hip hop, Fishing (it's why I moved to Florida), Movies, Geeks like me, Playing with fire, Cartoons (everything from family guy to the smurfs), Guiness.......I could go on and on but then we would have nothing to talk about!!

I'd like to meet:

I like people who aren't afraid to say what they think and are open to new things. I love it when a person can laugh at themself (and others of course). People who have a good sense of humor, enjoy a good band (I love hip-hop, Blues, Rockabilly, Rock, 80's, Punk...) and like to get out and do things every-so-often. I'll try just about anything once. I'm not super crazy adventurous on my own, but with a partner in crime...I like a lot of different types of people. I can be friends with just about anyone, but there are certain things I can't deal with when dating. You have to really screw up big-time for me not to want to be your friend. Surprisingly, some have achieved my disdain and I admire the effort these people have put into it.I am looking for some real friends, the kind that can be comfortable showing up in flip-flops and their favorite pair of jeans. Dont get me wrong, there are occasions for everything but I am tired of all the singles marketing. Who you are and how you do things is more important to me than what you do. I enjoy educated individuals with a witty sense of humor.That being said, drop me a line.....I am not looking for a south beach model. I am looking to go out and have a good time with someone that I can truly enjoy the evening with.

Movies:

Anything by Kevin Smith, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Before sunrise/sunset, Ghostbusters, O'brother where art thou, Napolean Dynamite, Long kiss goodnight, Rounders, Shaun of the dead, The longest day, A bridge too far......I should really stop now or I will be here for the remainder of the week!!!

Television:

I do not watch a lot of t.v., but when I do watch, it is usually something on the history or discovery channel. As far as entertainment television goes I like Lost and C.S.I.

Books:

Harry Potter, anything by Dan Brown, anything covering the subject of poker, Amarillo slim in a world full of fat people (great read even if you dont like poker or gambling), Fly Boys (the account of world war II pilots in the pacific theater, it will teach you things about american history you never realized was even possible).

Heroes:

My father, Ron Allen & Amarillo Slim

My Blog

Quiz show....and I am not talking about the movie!!

Below you will find an actual quiz, mind you, not one that I have taken, but it has been copied from someones page here on myspace and pasted here for your enlightenment and personal enjoyment. N...
Posted by dyer on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:15:00 PST

My bottom 10!!!

David Letterman has his top 10, so, I decided to make my bottom 10. These are the things I hate the most in the world.Dyer Barker's Bottom 10 is as follows:10.Women who LOVE butterflies but are afraid...
Posted by dyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST