scrabulous (internet neenerneet) |
this one time i tried to play internet scrabble b/c i am a loser. this is what happenedrubyfrost: hi glawesometown : what the fuck is gl you internet freakrubyfrost: it means good luck, yo...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:24:00 GMT |
sandwiches |
are tastey. they do not, however, solve all of life's problems. waaa.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:54:00 GMT |
i'm useless |
that's pretty much the gist of it.
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 22:47:00 GMT |
Religion-date |
Him (20 year old male, suburbia): can i ask u something
Me: Sure, ask away.
Him: are u experienced?
Me: like the Hendrix album?
Him: no, what i mean is, r u a virgin?
Me: Can I offer you some advic...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 17:23:00 GMT |
cartwheels are for the weak |
okay so here's a story:
once, in grade 3 or 4, i attempted to do a cartwheel in my friend Jessica's backyard. i failed and broke my thumb. now, my right thumb is forever crocked. y...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:46:00 GMT |
For Aaron |
I deleted a photo for Aaron because he is a nice person.
myspace.com/weareredzeppelinwww.redzeppelin.net
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 15:13:00 GMT |
Ode to the death of my laptop |
You were but a young laptop.You hadn't even learned to walk when you died.You died like no other 3 week old laptop had ever died before, it would cost more to fix you than to buy another one just like...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 13:44:00 GMT |
Gaseous molecules |
I have to write an exam on Friday and I am freightened that I"m going to fail and transport myself via acedemic time-travel machine to first year when I deemed myself developmentally disabled. Oh dear...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 23:18:00 GMT |
Zen |
Two monks were arguing about a flag. One said: "The flag is moving."
The other said: "The wind is moving."
The Sixth Patriarch Hui Neng happened to be passing by. He told them: "Not the wind, ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:02:00 GMT |
Crazy ol' Maurice |
I often find myself thinking about the enormity of our universe. The grandeur of our planet alone makes me very tense the idea of infinite galaxies blows my head off. It creeps me out. I think my m...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
