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Uuno Epsanjasta

I'll bite you in the nutts!

About Me

I'm a streetdog from spain. So i used to be homeless. My mum adopted me here in HeLLsinki. Now i live with some stuppid punkrockers in kallio. But i like my life here in da hellcity. I like to sniff butts and eat shit. I also like to roll around in the dumbster full of shit. In the middsummernight my mum was a bit angry to me cuzz i just found the hole where they dumbed their shit from the "ulkohuussi" and i thought it was a great idea to go and eat the shit and roll in it. I was so proud of myself that after that i runned into my mums friends car and rubbed the shit off me on the carseat. Everybody laughed me so i must have been so cute. After that my mum took me in the lake and washed the shit off me. so.. what can i say.. I LIKE SHIT! <a

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some hott ass bitche's from the hoods.

My Blog

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