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ASSHOLE ))&lt;&gt;((

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a big A-hole. I have to say that or else people are let down when they find out the truth. I live in San Jose with my beautiful finance Aja Blue. I went to school to learn a trade that I decided I really wasn't into,"OOOPs $30,000 dollar mistake". I work as a dispatcher in San Bruno. I'm into playing, six string guitar, and the playskool xylaphone. I love my Aja Blue,the ocean,& chain smoking in that order. I hold the title for the smartest dumbass in a swimsuit. I have an erational fear of dead people who can move fast,and spiders. So kid's don't use drugs or this will happen to you. Sorry mandatory P.S.A. I have to perform,"terms of my parole". I'm a good guy to have on your side & a bad guy to loan money to," I swear I'll die befor I fuck you out of it".

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with similar interests basically salt water,porn,&chain smoking for long smokey sex on the beach.I'd also like to meet a librarian who really knows their shit not like those fake ass ones who only use their computers and file boxes and microphish.SCREW THAT just tell me where the fuckin book is goddamitt i'm in a hurry. I'm also looking to possibly hook up with some non-serious fuck-ups who want to start a punk band, I'm serious about that.

My Blog

Question?

I saw some realtives yesterday, "easter" whom I had not seen in a while. Any way my cousin asked me what I was doing refering to work. So I told her what I do, and that I had been doing it for ten yea...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:14:00 GMT

Warning!!!!!

WARNING! I have found the new CRACK for CRACKHEADS. SUDOKU. This shit is like Captain Crunch,"FUCK MY BRAIN". If you have any willpower in your rotten fucking bodies. Heed my warning do not even in me...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 23:49:00 GMT

Mother Superior, Andrew Dice Clay, & Masterbating "MOSTLY RANDOM SHIT" YEAH RANDOM SHIT!

So I was masterbating to my own ass in the mirror the other day and it occured to me. If I took a picture it would last longer and I wouldn't get so light headed on the bathroom sink! I have decided t...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:03:00 GMT

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I get alot of questions about the symbols in my My Space title. So here you go. Aja rented som indie movie on Netflix called," Yourself and everybody else" or somthing to that effect, anyway! In this ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 15:32:00 GMT

putang ina mo

I have finally realised after all these years, that suicide is not the answer for this overwhelming apathy I feel towards mankind and mankind's abilaty to change for the overall wellbeing of the ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 15:08:00 GMT

Mutants and Morons

Ok! I hope the title caught your attention. I know no one reads my blogs. So now I'm going to spout my self indulgent banter. I hope you enjoy it. Who am I kidding! I don't give a flying fuck if you d...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 20:24:00 GMT

Check out this event: Aja Blue's Birth-Day Extravaganza

Hosted By: joshua jordanWhen: Sunday Jan 08, 2006 at 6:00 PMWhere: Jordan House602 Southhill Blvd.Daly City, CA 90410USDescription:joshua jordan Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 02:35:00 GMT

OMG

ASS~N~TITTIES. ASS~N~TITTIES. TITTIES,TITTIES, ASS, ASS, TITTIES,TITTIES, ASS, ASS. ASS~N~TITTIES, ASS~N~TITTIES
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 21:33:00 GMT

PORN

PORN! Now this has been a thing I have enjoyed since I was a young child and used to read my drunk uncles late 60's, early to mid 70's HUSTLER mags. Most don't openly admit that they love this shit be...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 20:42:00 GMT

I love sheep doggs

Sheep Doggs! SHEEP DOGGIN! S H E E P DOGGS! OK for those who have never ridin on the DRIVER JOSH XPRESS. You may not know or have never heard of SHEEP DOGGS,OR SHEEP DOGGIN. The term I'm refering to i...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 17:36:00 GMT