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robsbitch

About Me

I've been married to Robby for 10 years and we have 4 year old twins, Patsy & Bert. They are so beautiful!! My family is everything to me.

My Interests

Making my husband and our children happy. Vacations. Mexico. Pedicures.

I'd like to meet:

Patrick Steptoe and Robert Edwards

Music:

Almost anything. Old school rap. 80's. Classic rock. No country except for Patsy Cline.

Movies:

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Kung Pow, Comedies, horror, thrillers. No science fiction.

Television:

CSI, Law & Order SVU, Cold Case

Books:

Charms for the Easy Life, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Color Purple, Of Mice and Men, Silence of the Lambs, and so many others.

Heroes:

Anyone who can find something good in everyone.

My Blog

preschool bully

Bert was pushed off the top of the climbing wall on the jungle gym by another boy at school today. he landed face first on the ground and had a bloody nose. these kids are in preschool. how could a...
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

chocolate ass cream

Patsy and Bert have been requesting "chocolate ass cream". we’re so proud of them!
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:27:00 PST

pretty pictures

so today at school, Patsy was drawing her "play plan". it was supposed to be a picture of her and Bert going to the "playhouse center". she drew a picture of her, a picture of Bert and 2 things that...
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:03:00 PST

my ass hurts

this morning Bert said "my ass hurts."  i asked him if he had to poop, and he said "no, my ass just hurts." am i a horrible mother because i find this funny?
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:46:00 PST

4 year checkup

Patsy and Bert had their 4 year check up.  they did great, and they are very healthy.  they sang one of their favorite songs for the nurse while rubbing their rear ends "scooby dooby doo was...
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST

my babies are 4....

and i can't believe it!!!  i was feeling a little sad about it, but now i'm very thankful that they are happy and healthy.  i love being their mom. besides "Rasta Vibrations", Bert has ...
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:57:00 PST

naked monkies

so this morning Patsy and Bert were running around the house naked pretending to be monkies.  they wouldn't put their clothes on because "monkies don't wear clothes."  on the way to school, ...
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:46:00 PST

saying goodbye

i had to say goodbye to a friend tonight.  she took what life gave her and never complained.  she decided what she wanted and then made sure she got it.  she found happiness i...
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:47:00 PST

my babies will be 4 years old soon

in exactly 1 month, my precious little 4 lb. babies will be 4 years old.  it seems like just yesterday i was trying to figure out how to take care of 2 babies at the same time without shedding te...
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST

christmas is coming

each year is more awesome than the last.  the kids are going to flip when they come downstairs this christmas!  i can't wait!!!  this year they actually know what christmas is and they ...
Posted by Test Tube Babies on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:26:00 PST