The Curse of the Tanning Bed |
I came out of retirement, and before I knew it I was back on the body hauling team. I have to say, I missed it. I missed the smell of Lysol and plastic bags. I missed the faint smell of urine and the ...
Posted by DannyB on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:38:00 PST |
New Years Evil and the Ghost of Christmas Past... |
I always had good memory's of Christmas... I think I asked for a train every year, until I discovered skateboarding... I vaguely recall the last year I believed in Santa when my parents would ring be...
Posted by DannyB on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:55:00 PST |
Everyone Dies When Its Rainin... |
Sensory recall, smells make me sick. I had a heroin flashback this morning. Its been almost exactly two years. I think, maybe I had something stored in my system, maybe deep in my spine, or lying s...
Posted by DannyB on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST |
Its been a long day living with this... |
Anniversary's. I try to ignore them every year, but my body has this uncanny recall. It knows where I was, what I've been through, and no matter how hard I try to ignore the obvious, I still find my...
Posted by DannyB on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:10:00 PST |
Thats what its all about!!! |
So, I've been very distracted lately. In the past three weeks I was assigned the job of delivering ten thousand phone books to various neighborhoods in Portland, door to door. As some of you may kno...
Posted by DannyB on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:18:00 PST |
mishaps happen in three's... |
I havent written in a while. Thats a good thing. Mortuary driving in the extreme heat is not a very fun thing. I had three calls last weekend, and one breakdown, but everything worked out ok. I we...
Posted by DannyB on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST |
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY WORSE. FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROT!!! |
HA. HA HA. Holy shit. You thought the 400 pound guy whose arm I ripped off was a little nasty, or the fat fuk whose lizards were eating his rotting flesh, yeah, thats pretty bad, or the woman living i...
Posted by DannyB on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST |
DannyB'sDeathday Party Pics |
"Corpses all hang, headless and limp, bodies with no surprise, and when the blood drains down, like the devils rain, we bathe tonight." Thanx to all...documentary online soon...www.fuckitall.com/nobo...
Posted by DannyB on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:38:00 PST |
Good Mourning, Happy Deathday... |
Today is the day I was born some 22 years back. When I turned 22, I decided I would no longer age on my birthday. 22 has always been my lucky number, and I recall some time ago, maybe around 14 or...
Posted by DannyB on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:58:00 PST |
Diary of a mortuary driver... |
2 amGin and the art of mortuary driving. Im a mortuary driver. I drive the dead. Im the man in black. The surreal image in your dreams. The dark, deep set eyes that peer across the room, and brin...
Posted by DannyB on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:37:00 PST |
