'The Milpitas Monster' - (1976) |
D.I.Y. monster movie made by high school students in Milpitas, CA.
This movie actually started out as a high school art project, with participation from the faculty and local businesses. It got some ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:04:00 GMT |
'Invasion of the Girl Snatchers' aka 'The Hidan of Maukbeiangjow' - (1973) |
Stoner/hippie sci-fi/crime comedy ultra-weirdness written by/starring author of sketchy UFO/Metaphysics books.
The video box made this look like a regular old exploitation flick. There ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:44:00 GMT |
'Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em: The Movie' and 'The Funky Headhunter' - (1992) |
Two full VHS tapes of spandexed urban 90-liciousness.
Ah, M.C. Hammer. At the peak of his ubiquity, or actually closer to the end of it when the flow of money was stemming, came "Please Ham...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:05:00 GMT |
'Nocturna' - (1979) |
Questionably financed artifact from the 70's disco era that's not a horror film or much of anything else.
There's a rumor this film was financed with laundered mafia money. It's pr...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:43:00 GMT |
'Star Odyssey' aka 'Metallica' - (1978) |
Goofy 'me too' entry in Italian Star Wars-inspired rip-off cinema.
I don't know why this film is subtitled 'Metallica', but I imagine it may have helped sell some copies when this tape was releas...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 00:52:00 GMT |
'Cosmos - War of the Planets' - (1977) |
Low-rent 'Star Wars' wannabe that's so cheap you'll wonder why they bothered.
In the unisex, day-glo future, a manned space station gets an alarm signal from a planet inhabited&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 13:41:00 GMT |
'The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio' - (1971) |
Vaguely smutty, badly-shot string of double-entendres and dumb sex jokes. Tag line: "It's not his nose that grows!".
Pinocchio, a wooden marionette, gets the gift of life from the sam...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 13:39:00 GMT |
'Erotic Games in the 3rd Galaxy' aka 'Star Crash 2' - (1982) |
Boring and retarded 80's disco/sex/science fiction movie with effects shots ripped off from 'Starcrash'.
Two sexy aliens ('Belle Starr' and 'Lithan') land a spaceship on primitive Earth...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 13:01:00 GMT |
'The Land of Faraway' - (1987) |
Terrible. Kind of like 'Chronicles of Narnia' for $1.98
The plot: mopey ingrate kid is unhappily living in contemporary Stockholm with his Aunt and Uncle. But he's secretly the crown prince of t...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 14:03:00 GMT |
'Party Girls, Inc.' aka 'Party Girls' - (1989) |
Low-budget musical comedy weirdness featuring porn star Marilyn Chambers and some assorted breasts.
Note: Chuck Vincent was a director who normally did porn films, but also mad...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:44:00 GMT |
