Anyone who is not lame...Johnny Depp, Noah Callhun( mm, Sarah!), William Shakespeare if he was alive, George Clooney, Will Ferell, Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie
Some of my favorite quotes must be added to this section starting....NOW
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will see a man who can't get his pants off!
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children." -- they leave skid marks. This works whether a man or woman says it.
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life
Not only am I redundant & superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
You can’t fall off the floor
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
It is silly for a woman to go to a male gynecologist. It is like going to an auto mechanic who has never owned his own car.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.