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Dr. Bacon (character on THE HIGH)

I am here for Dating

About Me

My name is Dr. Melford Bacon. I am an English Professor at The High. I have office hours every Friday and Saturday night at 8pm: Please call for availability, and for directions to my apartment. (knock) (knock) (pause) (knock).

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I'd like to meet:

Dakota Fanning!!!

My Blog

Amanda Bynes&more like Amanda Fines.

O! You lazy, good-for-nothing, selfish bastards. Thy foul debasers of God's handiwork!You fat-ass, college-taught, momma-feeding, good-for-naughts. You cripple my nights and you hollow my weekends, ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:45:00 GMT

Class is now in Session.

Welcome to The High!The students are beautiful, the teachers are bold and the secrets are scandalous.The High is an addictive, edge-of-your-seat teen soap and a hilarious, seat-of-our-pants comedy sho...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:42:00 GMT

Dr. Bacon: English 112: Homework Assignment: The Haiku

Haiku: a mode of Japanese poetry, consisting of a pattern of approximately 5, 7, 5 on.This is your homework.Write me a haiku abouta social topic.Here are a few examples of Haiku's that i wrote when i...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:56:00 GMT

Bacon Sizzles

I dont keep my feelings hidden. I am too precioius of a literay mind to be working in this dinktown schoolhouse. I will reclaim my deserved glory, taken away from me so selfishly. I must bide my tim...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Fall Semester Schedule, English

Good Morning Students, Ladies, you are all looking as lovely as this crispy Indian Summer Weather.Gentlemen, have a seat.I am Dr. Bacon. I would like to welcome all the incomming Freshman to my mind....
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:28:00 GMT