Emily Danger!

My tiger friend has got the sled, And I have packed a snack. We're all set for the trip ahead. We're never coming back!We're abandoing this life we've led! So long, Mom and Pop! We're sick of doing what youve said, And now it's going to stop!We're going where it snows all year, Where life can have real meaning. A place where we wont have to hear, "Your room could stand some cleaning."The Yukon is the place for us! That's where we want to live. Up there we'll ge to yell and cuss And act real primitive.We'll never have to go to school, Forced into submission, By monst, crabby teachers who'll Make us learn addition.We'll never have to clean a plate, Of veggie glops and goos. Messily we'll masticate, Using any fork we choose!The timber wolves will be our friends. Well stay up late and howl, At the moon, till nightmare ends, Before going on the prowl.Oh, what a life! we cannot wait, To be in that arctic land, Where we'll be masters of our fate, And lead a life that's grand!No more of parental rules! We're heading for some snow! Good riddance to those grown-up-ghouls! We're leaving! Yukon Ho!