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Baron Von Starin'

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

The only girl I ever loved was Sarah Silverman, are YOU Sarah Silverman?? Yah I thought not... Actually I love a few more chicks than her, but still... Somewhere I heard that broads hate to be called chicks, but when do they have enough time away from the stove to be upset anyway?.(... its not like anyone besides porn-bots ever msgs me here, I cant wait for one of them to send me a msg..."I loved your profile so much, I have a total crush on you! I just had so much to say to you I couldnt type it so I put it on my profile for ANYONE to read!")PS- Nice profile picture YOU WHORES!Lol

My Interests

-Music
-Guitar
-Books, yah some people still prefer a good book to reruns of law and order
-Hanging out at Fairgrounds
-Philosophy and sociology
-Politics
-The beach

I'd like to meet:

People who dont talk to people....especially people like me.

Music:

...For Starters:
Tool
The Darkness
Radiohead
Interpol
Led Zeppelin
Smashing Pumpkins
Pink Floyd
Soundgarden
Smashing Pumpkins
The Who
David Bowie (Ziggy Stardust)
The Beatles
Snoop Dogg
RATM
The Mars Volta
The Police
The Ramones
AC/DC
the doors

Movies:

charlie and the chocolate factory
braveheart
fight club
office space ("pc load letter??")
ferris bueller's day off
the godfather
monty python: holy grail/ life of brian,
army of darkness
being john malcovich
heavy metal
super troopers
spaceballs
seven samurai

Television:

The Daily Show
Colbert Report
Rome

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut
Hitchhikers Guide
Leaves of Grass
Elric
Neil Gaimen
Roald Dahl

Heroes:

Thomas Jefferson
Jimmi Page
Bill Hicks

My Blog

Food for thought

"... Thus we hastened thro' the reigns which preceded this majesty's, during which the violations of our rights were less alarming because repeated at more distant intervals, than that rapid and bold ...
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:57:00 PST

Breakups and being hit on as a guy

I've been feeling kind of down lately, but I love living in ghent because anytime I feel down all i have to do is go to fairground and without fail some guy will start in with his I-wanna-fuck-you chi...
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:40:00 PST

First thing we do is kill all the landlords!

Ok last month our apt building was bought by Thanos Polizos, the same slumlord who owned the house I used to live in on 42nd st, which some of you may remember as the broken down shithole in...
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:32:00 PST

Zen

Not twice this dayInch time foot gem. This day will not come again.Each minute is worth a priceless gem
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST

Wow this's like three in a row...

... tic tac toe, bebe! I dunno, I've just been in a super talkative mood lately. Feeling very creative. Etc etc. Got to practice with the full new band, lemme tell yah, if you've never been into ...
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:56:00 PST

Whoa is me! (not to be confused with woe is me)

Anyways I wrote a couple angry bitter blogs but Im over it so I thought I would write a silly, fantastical, elf filled, pot o' gold at the end of the rainbow, hey-theres-two-unicorns-fucking! hap...
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:33:00 PST

Just Fucking Great

Oh how much I love to find out that my "friends" are two-faced fucks have been talking shit about me for months trying to get rid of what few friends I have left. My heart is crushed. L...
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:41:00 PST

Tell me where I went wrong

 Life for me has been pretty rough lately. In the span of two months I went from having a decent band and lots of friends to being the pariah of my social circle. I think I've pinpointe...
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:11:00 PST

Hijacked by Captain Kirk

Captain's Blog - Stardate 10.14.345The Enterprise has been trapped in orbit around Omicron Theta 4. Or is that Omacron Theta 4? I never really had to spell it before. Anyways, Spock, Bones, Myself, an...
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in on...
Posted by Baron Von Starin' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST