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chrissie

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Im just a single white girl stuck in a differant part of britain than what im used to. I'm a northern lass at heart.I have four children, who live with there father.I'm just me but on the exterior you see the bitch, ignorant, help full, honest, friendly and take most things with my stride.Well if anyone gets the chance to get close enough to me, will realize I'm quiet the opposite, I'm quiet, a thinker, worrier, take a lot to heart, dislike liars, id would rather know were i stand. Not be lead into a false world of someone else's.Plus I'm a cancer-ian, hot blooded lover, passionate, and a home lover this is also true.I have done some adult modelling, and bdsm, and would love the oppertunity to do another film especially withf*&cking machines in volved.

My Blog

How Far Would you go?

..> You must have seen many a time of heroic people saving people lives, or the controvacy over the drowning of a little boy, and the ******** didnt help to try and rescue him. Would you save someo...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:41:00 GMT

What’s in Your Handbag?

..>   Well this is for us ladies outhere, I was sitting down rummaging thought the ole handbag with the bottomless pit, felt like Mary bloody Poppins, waiting for the kitchen sink to come out....
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:32:00 GMT

Just Me

t's just one of those days, you know the ones when you wake up, and you wish you hadn't?Well today is mine, well if the truth was known, ive been like this since Sunday.In my own little world, trying ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:52:00 GMT

Joke Eight

...woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:49:00 GMT

Joke Seven

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!Overview: I ha...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:47:00 GMT

Joke Six

A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got up and were still not talking. The wife broke the silence by saying she had a dream last night.The husband asked her about w...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:46:00 GMT

Joke Five

Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed "I can't break this! I need exact change.""Come on bu...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:43:00 GMT

Joke Four

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked."Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to d...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:40:00 GMT

Joke Three

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispe...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:39:00 GMT

Joke Two

One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Mark asks where the toilet is. John shows him and says to him "inside there are 3 buttons, whatever yo...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:38:00 GMT