The Constant Stranger

I'm a gentileman of the finest breading. My father Granadeen Longfellow Esquire the16th founded a lttle coumpany called Vackumes and Harowin. He was the first man to be the first man ever to do something second. My mother was decended from Canaidian royaltee and atended Brown where she studied Genetics. She sucsessfully Iceolated the gene in Fresh water fish that made them fat and won the nobell peace prize. I am now a full time student at the Univircity of the college of higher learning which is a sister school to Achedemic comunity college of east Mexico. I hope to graduate at the top of my class and go on to be the founding member of an organaztion whos main goal is to exclude me from all of it's actvities. Armed with the knolege that I am better than you I will also Try to spread the word of Jared Crouse. For thoes of you who don't know who Jared Crouse is , He is a 21st centry prophet who teaches the way to inlightenmet to himself and throws his folowers off to give himself the upper hand.ps. I am training for the cactus sodamy games