Michael D - ProfilesArchive

About Me

..My pics from 1980 to 1998. How sad. hahaha

My Interests

Making fun of your mom, eating free food, taking taxpayer money, being gimpy, fornicating with my friends on long camping trips, as well as at the beach, desert or the mountains, humping your leg, potty humor (tee-hee), swimming nude (I know it's gross but shut up), cleaning the kitty litter, recycling, driving around aimlessly while wasting gas, meandering around the office, making fun of and with my friends, turning everything into a laughing matter, making my bed, showering every so often, growing my hair out, and a plethora of other things. Ask me. You might just make my Interests list. ;)

I'd like to meet:

Go to pYzam.com for the best layouts , graphics , and flash widgets ANYWHERE!

Heroes:

..My folks, circa 1968. LOL My dad still has the same car and the same skinny legs. hahaha

My Blog

Why?

Why do I do it? I should just keep things to myself. The world would be a much happier place.
Posted by Michael D on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

Make MY BLOG

Who knows me best? the race is on......this is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea....and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all y...
Posted by Michael D on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

The Dating Game

I am putting this blog about dating under this category because we usually go to restaurants for food when we are out on dates. Sometimes the movies, but more often than not we eat and drink (coffee, ...
Posted by Michael D on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

I Got Learned! I Feel Served. =(

I love learning things from folks. My coworker and I were having a pretty good conversation over lunch today when I realized that I'm really not as pessimistic as I think I am. Its funny when you real...
Posted by Michael D on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:41:00 PST

New York City

Well I've been thinking about it for some time, but I am still undecided about a job opportunity. It's in New York City working for the Federal Highway Administration as a statistician. I would leave ...
Posted by Michael D on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST

Bitter

I was once told I was bitter about love. Well maybe that's because most of the guys I run across are not worth my time. So I've made a commitment not to take what I can get. I can do better. Love is a...
Posted by Michael D on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST

Loser Magnet

FYI to all my friends, I am not referring to you when I call myself The Loser Magnet.
Posted by Michael D on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:28:00 PST

Contrary to popular belief........

my friends are special and genuine in their own way. Over the course of a year, I have come to deeply appreciate my friends even more than before. That is because I was introduced to the dramatic gay ...
Posted by Michael D on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:12:00 PST

The Omega

I love the good times. I miss the good times. I hope to get back to that point in my life where there was a meaningful balance between fun and seriousness. Sometimes it seems like the bad things in li...
Posted by Michael D on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST

My Dad

I realized today that I will never be the great role model and father that my dad has been to me. I've already made so many wrong turns in my own life, but I see my dad as the epitomy of what I want t...
Posted by Michael D on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST