Vacation 2k6, day 1 |
I woke up at noon. Then I watched Return of the King. It was quite good, if I'm being honest about it.Then I got some drinks, watched Monday Night Football, and went to the first Open Mic ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:09:00 GMT |
Why Myspace is good for the heart |
A: ok well maybe you could write me an essay on thatB: on the heart?A: the relationship between the heart and myspaceB: hm.B: yeah i can do that____________________________________________________The ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:23:00 GMT |
The truth about Trix |
I TOTALLY KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON!!!-------------------------------------------------------
----------------Dear Mr. Mullins:Thank you for contacting General Mills with your inquiry. At...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:03:00 GMT |
Sunday, July 27, 2003. |
Today Lucas caught a junebug and froze it. Then we tied dental floss around its leg and waited for the hilarity to ensue as it awoke from its deep, frozen slumber.But it's dead. What a fucking buzzki...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:19:00 GMT |
...And here come the penguins |
"And Here Come the Penguins"Oh, how I long for your sweet embrace...and here come the penguins!Your lips leave me longing for one more taste...and here come the penguins!We're like birds of a feather,...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:24:00 GMT |
some ways to kill me |
Here are some ways you could kill me:Stop Feeding Me -- Simple enough. Take my food away. If I ask you for food, don't give me any. Eventually, I'll be dead (from the lack of food.)Anaconda In My Car ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:34:00 GMT |
The Wigglesby Diaries, Vol. 5 |
"Not so fast, Mr. Wigglesby!" shouted an ominous voice that is evil.Wigglesby stopped and looked up towards the voice."Did you really think I'd make things this simple for you? Surely you wouldn't und...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:08:00 GMT |
Citizen Kane, by Danielle Ahart (circa 2000) |
Disclaimers:
1. This was not written by Danielle Ahart
2. A basic knowledge of the movie, "The Wizard" starring Fred Savage, is strongly recommended.
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Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:51:00 GMT |
Thoughts on therapy |
InsomniaKiller : if you don't have fun with the fucked up parts of yourself then you're wasting them.
InsomniaKiller : it's a lot like drop dead fred.
InsomniaKiller : drop dead fred was a total dic...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 15:43:00 GMT |
When I was a fucking idiot |
I really do miss being young.Nobody could ever accuse me of being a religious person. I've never bought into Heaven and Hell. I've tried to be a good person anyway. Heaven always seemed so selfish, li...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:43:00 GMT |
