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Maria

I wear my sunglasses at night because the sun don't set on bad ass!!

About Me

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Warning proceed with caution... I tend to talk a lot. Consider yourself warned... let's begin with me... I'm a very restless chick who can't stand monotony! Although that could be my ADHD talking. I'm addicted to SmartWater but I don't think it's working. I love to laugh and am goofier than you'd think. One of my most favorite things to do is dance! I've been known to cut a mean rug. I can and will dance to just about anything. I'm VERY openminded and am not easy to shock, go ahead and try... I triple dog dare you! I live in access with everything I do which can lead to some very inconvienent memory lapses. Which also leads to me being a mess when I'm drunk, but at least you'll get a good laugh. I can get along with anyone but I prefer to hang with my own people and you know who you are! I am a firm believer that honesty really and truley is the best policy. I am a bit on the odd side but it seems to work for me!! I am just me and that's more than most people can handle. I have no particular style, I'm just a ridiculous tangle of people and places. I tend to be oblivious to my surroundings but I'll always remember what you said to me. I'm full of both usefull and useless information, sadly I'm not sure what I'm more of. I do not take compliments well, especially from the people I want them most from. I am such a walking contradiction it's silly. I use sarcasm every chance I get because I'm just that awesome! I've got loads of bad habit's but I'm sure you do too. I'll never deem myself worthy of myself so I will continue trying to improve. I have learned to take others for face value. Don't expect too much or else you'll always be dissapointed. I don't ask much from my friends because I know that I don't want to pimp me and my dad's truck out and move any of their shit.

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My Interests

Damn I miss this dog. Is it me or did she look like Don Vito? R.I.P. Chelsea

Carmel apple martini's on friday/saturday night, mojito's and mimosa's all day on sunday, a walk in an old graveyard on a sunny day, a walkabout in any random city, thrifting, a nice fatty any day of the week, trying new things, Sushi for breakfast, and doing all this with my people.

I'd like to meet:

Weirdo's, freaks, a circus clown or two.... who ever, as long as they are real, honest and genuine. Also just putting it out there, I do some weeding every now and then... talk to me or your a weed and you will be pulled! THIS IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST! I don't care if I have 1 or 1000 people in my friends space. If you request an add be prepared to talk to me! I'll bother you to no end until do one of two things, 1-you break down and talk to me or 2- you delete your account. Seriously, I'm not kidding...


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My Lovers
I have 200 Minions

Joseph

Heidi

Santos L Halper

Jamerz

Rob the Mighty

Frankie B

MiKeY Likes It

DJ JOSH BAKER

Jennifer

DouchBag

Chachi The Snow Mundo

Anastacia

Some Call Me Josh

Ralphy

Jamie

STALK US
What We Have To Say

Music:

This guy was just beautifull! Cheech & Chong, Gnarles Barkley style.. hellz yeah!!

A bit of this, a bit of that, a bit of the other....
Go and check out these guys! Their mashes are sick!!

Movies:

"So your obviously the big dick and on the other side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls. Now dicks have drive and clarity and vision. They're not clever, they smell pussy, they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ole pussy and have brought your two little mincy faggot balls along for a good ole time. But you've got your parties mudled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick your having second thoughts. Your shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you have Replica written down the side of your gun and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle 5.0 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now fuck off!"


Like my music I'm very eclectic. I do love Freeway though. The best movie of Reese Witherspoon's career hands down!

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Television:

I do have to say that television poisons the mind and creates sheep, that having been said... I love that show House. That guy is such a asshole it's wonderful. Then a commercial tells me I'm hungry for McDonalds and I of course go and get a Big and Tasty meal...baaahhhh!!

Books:

I read whatever I can get my mit's on. I do however love Chuck Palahniuk's work. Good stuff, good stuff!

Do you know what nine statements these are?? 1. Indulgence, not abstinence.2. Vital existence, not spiritual pipe dreams.3. Undefiled wisdom, not hypocritical self-deceit.4. Kindness to those deserving of it, not love wasted on ingrates.5. Vengeance, not turning the other cheek.6. Responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires. 7. Man as just another animal - the most vicious of all.8. Gratification of all ones desires. 9. The best friend that the Christian Church has had as he has kept it in business for centuries.


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andi
Birthday: May 30th
Birthplace: Saginaw
Current Location: sadly Saginaw
Eye Color: brownish black
Hair Color: brown w/red
Height: 5'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm ambidextrous baby
Your Heritage: Mexican
Clothing Style: I'm a jumble of things...
The Shoes You Wore Today: my pink skully Vans
Your Weakness: candy and Cherry Coke
Your Fears: sugar substitutes (I'm alergic)
Your Perfect Pizza: Vincencio's Hawaiian pizza...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to move the hell outa Saginaw
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol... ttyl...
Thoughts First Waking Up: five more minutes for the love of God!
Your Best Physical Feature: my eye's or hair I suppose
Your Bedtime: whenever I get sleepy, unfortunatly I have insomnia
Your Most Missed Memory: Venice Beach every weekend in Cali
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micky D's...
Single or Group Dates: 1st dates single... after that either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no pref
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: mocha
Do you Smoke: I quit again... for good I hope this time
Do you Swear: often
Do you Sing: I rock out in the shower or alone in the car
Do you Shower Daily: as I rock out
Have you Been in Love: oh yes...
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: I haven't wanted to yet
Do you belive in yourself: I think I can, I think I can
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think I'm ugly
Are you a Health Freak: no but I should drink more milk and water
Do you get along with your Parents: with my dad yes, my mom not so much
Do you like Thunderstorms: gimmie a steel rod and point me towards the nearest open field
Do you play an Instrument: I can play the piano... kinda
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: just the other day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope they've been on me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes I think it'd count as one
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: to return Christmas crap
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not even one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sadly I haven't
In the past month have you been on Stage: does falling off one count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope... why what have you heard?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's winter in Michigan... no I haven't
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: on my last day at work after being laid off I took some office supplies
Ever been Drunk: as a skunk
Ever been called a Tease: up to the age of 18 yes, after that no
Ever been Beaten up: I've gotten my ass kicked once yes
Ever Shoplifted: I think I lifted a pack of gum when I was 4 or 5
How do you want to Die: in a blaze a glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: beautiful eye's come in all colors
Favourite Hair Color: I'm NOT partial to blondes for some reason
Short or Long Hair: depends on who's sportin it
Height: anyone taller than me which isn't hard to find
Weight: depends on the height
Best Clothing Style: your own style
Number of Drugs I have taken: I never took a talley
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: including my ears 6
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: sure but it's in the past... why dwell on it now
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Heroes:


[Marital Status] none
[Shoe size] 6 1/2 - 7 big feet = oh wait I don't have 1 of those
[Parents still together] yup... 38 years long
[Siblings] 2 of em
[Pets] Chachi (my chihuahua) b
FAVORITES

[Color] pink, plum & black
[Number] 47 for no particular reason
[Animal] boa constrictor
[Drinks] mango juice/smoothie
[Soda] Cherry Coke
[Book] The DaVinci Code
[Flower] Daisy or Sunflower
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] nope
[Twirl your hair?] do braids count?
[Have tattoos?] yes... 4 of em
[Have Piercings?] 6 of em counting my ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] I didn't when I was in school...but I did let someone cheat off of me
[Drink/Smoke?] drink yes, smoke no
[Like roller coasters?] I love em
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] I want to get outa Michigan
[Want more piercings?] maybe my tongue
[Like cleaning?] not really but I do
[Write in cursive or print?] cursive mostly
[Own a web cam?] used to but it's broke
[Know how to drive?] stick shift even
[Own a cell phone?] a broke ass one
[Ever get off the damn computer?] hardley
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] once or twice
[Considered a life of crime?] why you want for me to off somebody?
[Considered being a hooker?] I'm contemplating being a pimp...
[Lied to someone?] not recently
[Been in love?] yes yes...
[Made out with JUST a friend?] I don't make out with my friends
[Been in lust?] oh yeah
[Used someone] in highschool I did
[Been used?] I've been a door mat yeah.. paybacks are a bitch
[Been cheated on?] hasen't everyone?
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] never
[Stolen anything?] when I was very young
[Held a gun] yep
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] yes I wear em in public
[Current mood] irritated I can't get to sleep
[Current taste] since I've been eating candy... candy
[What you currently smell like] Bath and Body Works Sugar Wafer scented lotion
[Current hair] long, dark, curly... out of controll
[Current thing I ought to be doing] SLEEPING!!!!!!
[Current cd in stereo] Beck's Guero
[Last book you read] the latest Harry Potter one
[Last movie you saw] Apocolypse Now
[Last thing you ate] Sweethearts tart candies
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Jason
[Do drugs?] not recently
[Believe there is life on other planets?] sure why not
Remember your first love?] yeah
[Still love him/her?] oh hell no
[Read the newspaper?] when I can
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] I've got a few
[Believe in miracles?] I believe everything happens for a reason
[Do well in school?] I did when I went
[Wear hats] I love wearing hats
[Hate yourself?] I'm not into self loathing
[Have an obsession?] I need a old priest and a young priest
[Collect anything?] hat's
[Have a best friend?] Ponce Carlotta is her name
[Close friends?] a few
[Like your handwriting?] sure
[Care about looks] the shelf life doesn't last...there's more to people than looks alone
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Aaron
[First kiss] Jon-Jon
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] I do now
[Do you believe in "the one?"] that notion has been reaffirmed
[Are you a tease?] haven't been since I was 18
[Too shy to make the first move?] I usually do make the first move
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] often
[Bitch/Asshole] sometimes
[sarcastic] always
[Angel] rarely
[Devil] usually
[Shy] NEVER
[Talkative] mostly
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My Blog

Merry X-mas bitches...

Why is it that I just can't get into the Christmas season this year?  I don't understand it.  I used to love this time of year.  The lights, decorating the tree, the music I loved it al...
Posted by Maria on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

When does Best Buy open?

WHAT IN THE SAM HELL?! How come all the c.d's I wanna listen to are all skipping? I just tried to play Beck's Guero and it's skipping like a 5th grade girl playing double dutch. Okay bad analogy but y...
Posted by Maria on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST

Just let me wallow in my solitude...

Darling, give me your absence tonightTake the shade from the canvas and leave me the whiteLet me sink in the silence that echoes insideAnd don't bother leaving the light on'Cuz I suddenly feel like a ...
Posted by Maria on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:29:00 PST

Catholic girl gone bad

Growing up Catholic has taught me two things:        One is that God loves you and your going burn in hell.  The other is that sex is the most awful, filth...
Posted by Maria on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

My Torment

My Torment I see the windswept barrenness that swallows up my soul,And I wonder if this heartache is all I'll ever know.For all I do and all I'll be and all I ever am,Is fed into the hungry jaws of ev...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:57:00 PST

No Rest for the Weary.... or is it wicked?

As you all know tuesday the 7th is election day.  If you didn't know that cudos!  That means you don't watch t.v., read the paper, talk to other human beings... ie are happily oblivious to y...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:22:00 PST

Fuck me boyshorts & doc P

I swear, I couldn't buy a break even if I wanted to.  Okay so here's the thing, I'm getting over my cold and the concussion thing.  I will have to be monitored for the concussion and aside f...
Posted by Maria on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

I need medical attention....

Uh yeah so last nights debacle proved to be somewhat hazzardous for me.  I think I have a concussion because of a drunkard pulling me down with them and my dome hit the pavement hard.  I hav...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:17:00 PST

once again stentorian

When I first tasted the fruit of the Trees felt the seeds of Life and Knowledge burn within me       I swore that day that I would not turn back   When f...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST

meloncholy takes hold

Are you empty like me Are you rotting inside? When you open your eyes do you start to cry When you close them can you feel yourself die? Does it feel like your swimming against the tide Fighting to ge...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:25:00 PST