You know who the f*ck I am. Used to be a poor orphan living in a Cambodian tiger cage and now I'm kickin' it in a phat Beverly Hills mansion with two parents who happen to be the sexiest man and woman alive. Oh, and they're rich as shit. Which means I'm rich as shit. Yeah, I really hit the lottery man. My life is amazing. But I look around the Hollywood landscape and see all these other celebrity children thinking they're the tits. Wrong. I'm the tits.
F*uckin groupies. These bitches are always on my jock.
Pffff...I've seen better.
