i will Surprise you sometime...ill come round.

What to say...i'm from Yorkshire though want to move back to Manchester soon.. I work in a call centre...woo!..erm...i go out and get wrecked fairly often...i'm a moody sod and will argue anything and everything even if i know im wrong...thats about the whole me atm...oh and i love leeds festChris has beautiful hair which flows in the wind with lots of pretty blossom petals. However, Chris hair hated the wind and bemoaned the very fact that it had to endure such cruel, and dare one say it harsh conditions. So it spoke: You dare let me be treated in such a manner! Shame on you and condemn thee! in a tone most angry. Chris stopped and saw the end of his fringe graze upon his forehead. Why? He demanded, are you so evil to me? The hair grew silent and the wind ceased; however in an ironic twist to this very pointless tale the rain came.