Carl

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hey there, my name is Carl. I'm from freakin Jersey, and live by these crazy ass food monstas that are really starting to piss me off. I spend my time workin outta da home. I like da Giants, hookas, and rocking out to foreigner in my hot red jeans & my "Screaming for Vengeance" tshirt. Ladies, you'd betta keep clear cuz I'm a beast man! You get it....you know, like in the bed beast man, Hhahahahahah!

My Interests

The freakin Giants, Watching Educational Television on my Big Screen, Swimming in my Freakin Pool, Trying to score...hahah AWESOME!

I'd like to meet:

Some really hot momma with huge ass knockers, so we can GET IT ON, hahaha! Come on baby, light my fire, ya know what I mean?

Music:

Foreigner! YEAH BABY

Movies:

Assisted Living Dracule, Vegetable Man

Television:

Educational Television and Porn

Books:

Self help guides to scorin more hot mommas! YEAH! hahahaha

Heroes:

Freakin Foreigner