"I can start a fire almost anywhere."
"I like Ratt."
"Actually, I'd eat Bob Fay first.
"Dan really likes the drummer from Soundgarden."
"I like bass, 'cause I play bass."
"So the first thing we did was go to Taco Bell on totally empty stomachs and we all got so sick."
"But we hate Dino Deluca, and we don't condone riding Dynos."
"I wanted to weigh 200 pounds, just to see what it felt like."
"I kind of cut down on Mountain Dew a little...I'll drink about five cans of Mountain Dew, and then like six cups of coffee."
"They ditched us for a softball team!"
"He's a fscking freak and he's a lousy roadie."
