Pretty Horribleâ„¢ [goddess of death]

TATTOOS
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Tattoos are cool.
I love long walks in the junk yard and growing dirt on the farm.
My favorite music is the sound of hamsters screaming because they are taped to my thighs.
I like 150 ft. bungees with 100 ft jumps.
I like hot wax and petting zoos.
I wish I was the person to invent that little plastic piece on the end of a shoelace.
I wish I was Keith Richards son.
I like to see how long I can go without shaving my armpits.
My favorite pasttimes include chasing my boyfriend around with cooking oil and making him recite Psalms 23.
If I had an egg, I would name it David.
Sometimes I roll up rat turds and sell it to my friends after telling them that its weed.
I like to take showers with myself.
I like to wrap myself in plastic wrap and go horseback riding.
Goats are nice people, once you get to know them.
I am afraid of ice cream.
I like large, round women in laundrymats.
I gave birth to a wood nymph named Roger.
The voices in my head tell me to kill people after im done touching myself.
My life long ambition is to find out if sharks have tongues.
I get drunk off ketchup.
I put a restraining order on my brothers potato.