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~Juan~

I just need the big squeeze y'all.

About Me

About me: I like porn and tea.

I also like clothes, fashion, and people of all sorts. I like, nay love, Pulp. I'm simple, fun and easygoing, not to mention goofy. I'm also at times quiet, perceptive, a bit moody, and tres observant, but a better and more loyal friend I defy you to find. I knows what I likes and I likes what I find eccentric. I love me friends, my dogs and ma momma.
With love I'm trying again, try, try and try till you get it right they say. So, what do you think?

My Interests

Everything Tasteful, Artful, Sophisticated, Eccentric and Beautiful. Perhaps you.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet:

A scruffy scallywag who can shut me up. For the love of God, shut me up! Oh and Christopher Meloni.

Music:

More and more I am listening to the things I used to listen to when I was a teenager. My roots are showing!
Bauhaus, Adam Ant, John Foxx! Cinema Strange, Christian Death, I really really like traditional Chinese and Arabic music, it sends me! I like RAGTIME and 20's musique c'est SEXI! Wumpscut, Funker Vogt, Kraftwerk, Numbers, CABARET VOLTAIRE, Patti Smith, FAD GADGET!!!Nina Hagen, ADULT, SOUIXSIE, JOY DIVISION, Hong Kong Counterfeit, LadyTron, PULP, STONE ROSES, BUZZCOCKS, VISAGE, DURAN DURAN, NEW WAVE, NEW NEW WAVE, SYTH-POP & some Industrial, BJORK, COCTEAU TWINS, FIGURINE, WOLFSHEIM, De/Vision, Cosmicity, And One, MOVING UNITS, BUT MY PEOPLE BUT! I CAN NOT STRESS PULP ENOUGH!!ANYTHING WITH A MOOG. I think you get the point.

Movies:

THE PIANO, ALL GANGSTA MOVIES I.E. SCARFACE. HOLLY HUNTER AND JOE PESCI ARE MY HEROES.

Books:

You're my favorite fictional story.

Heroes:

First and foremost my Grandmother, Isabel Diaz-Lopez. Stronger than anything or anyone I have ever heard of. Graceful, eloquent, beautiful and with a wit and sense of humor that nothing can kill or tame. Very few things are everything to me. She completely is. I will never meet anyone like her again. Never.My horeos above all are especially my ancestors.We came when she left.See: Anno 1695 Year's of special mention:1785180418301831183618511871187518851909191619281948 195219541978.. width="425" height="355">.. .. ....center>

My Blog

Comic Sutra.

3 gay men walk into a wedding shop in Little India looking for a turban, a cute elderly sari-clad woman asks "So, who is the groom? One answers "Me!." I ask you, joke or fact? I find myself in the str...
Posted by ~Juan~ on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:32:00 PST

29 is good and fine!

I know some of you have had trouble seeing it so maybe this will help, I hope:Hosted By: Juan VelascoWhen: Saturday Apr 12, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere: Seven Grand Bar515 W. 7th. St. 2nd. FloorLos Angeles,...
Posted by ~Juan~ on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:07:00 PST

Ah Valentines Day.

When I was in the 5th grade I was given this book of Poems For Kids by my Mother. In it to this day it has my favorite poet on the subject of Love and specifically St. Valentine's Day. A poem by Jack ...
Posted by ~Juan~ on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:55:00 PST

Oh God.

We get it already.
Posted by ~Juan~ on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:23:00 PST

LOS ANGELES, A DAMN SMALL VILLAGE!!

LASTNIGHT, TOTALLY IN THIS RANDOM ASS SMALL BAR IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES. GEORGE, THIS GUY I HAD NOT SEEN IN A LONG TIME, RAN INTO ME. THE LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS IN CANCUN. ON OUR SENIOR TRIP! IN 1997...
Posted by ~Juan~ on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:52:00 PST

I have the Clark Kent gene afterall.

You see it on the news, you read it in the periodicals. People, in he brink of disaster ushering all their courage and wits about them and doing something brave and heroic. I like to imagine, as the p...
Posted by ~Juan~ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

Lastnight's celebrity gossip.....

Evidently, lastnight whilst at Club NME this girl bumps into me and I gave her a dirty look. I don't remember as I was quite drunk. The girl was Drew Barrymore. The question is, was I just being my dr...
Posted by ~Juan~ on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:19:00 PST

27th Birthday Pics.

Feel free to steal, tinker with, or whatever since I have no Photoshop skills whatsoever. You all looked divine. I know there were some people I missed entirely. Well y'all know why. After a while who...
Posted by ~Juan~ on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:54:00 PST

Juan Velasco come on down!!!!

Ah the Price Is Right. Is there anything more constant to anyone born after 1972 than that show? Hardly. Some of my first memories are of the pretty and scantily clad Price is Right girls. Obviously i...
Posted by ~Juan~ on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:21:00 PST

Like I said, NEVER laugh at a man who's just caused an accident.

I assure you all that this story is the Gospel Truth. It was a pleasant, if not a little drizzly, day in San Diego. We set out from Tawny's cousins house around 1ish last Saturday. We planned to shop ...
Posted by ~Juan~ on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 05:02:00 PST