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Ryan

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About Me

I'm Ryan.
I don't take anything seriously, ever.

AIM - DUIguy117

My Interests

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Hot chicks, obviously.

My Blog

The Fourth Really Big List Of Awesome Quotes

The Fourth Really Big List Of Awesome Quotes(Or: Some ORIGINAL stuff for once!)(And I didn't bother to change the AIM addresses this time. Mostly)SA Lowe11: I smell terribleSA Lowe11: I was at the fit...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 23:18:00 GMT

The Third Really Big List Of Awesome Quotes

The Third Really Big List Of Awesome Quotes(or: Shawn is back, baby. You'd better believe it.)Tom: All those things are superbRyan: Only because you're drunk.Tom: LiesTom: I appreciated them BEFORE I ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:25:00 GMT

How To Not Fail At Life

* I didn't make this. The internet did. I'm only doing my civic duty in presenting it to you.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:52:00 GMT

The Second Really Big List Of Awesome Quotes

The Second Really Big List Of Awesome Quotes(or: the list that spans both space and time)Steffen Kjeldsen: My parents always told me that all canadians have AIDS and that you should never engage in se...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:37:00 GMT

The Big List of Awesome Quotes [ver 2.0]

The Real Big List Of Awesome Quotes(or: Ryan quotes a Canadian and an Arizonian a whole bunch)Tom: Have you ever had anyone question you about why you try to make them laugh/smile/whatever?Ryan: Never...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:17:00 GMT

Story: A Car Chase!

A Car Chase! by Ryan Gaudette     Red was leaning up against the little british car parked in the intersection a block west of the school. One arm was crossed across his chest, ha...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:44:00 GMT

The One Year Rumination

It's been roughly a year since I got this myspace (okay, so I got it the 22nd-ish of September, go fuck yourself) and I figured now would be a good time to reflect. I'm guessing that I'm one of very v...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:32:00 GMT

Ryan Punches A Shark In The Face

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Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 14:08:00 GMT

Random Garbage 4

Face it, you know that Random Garbage 4 is the best movie you will ever see in your life, ever.
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 14:25:00 GMT

How To Treat Your Woman

Modified to fit reality by Connor. Thanks, Connor.1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.[Sexual assault and rape charges are a bitch.]2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.[It's always nice to...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:30:00 GMT