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Whitney Alexandra

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About Me

Could I possibly sum myself up in a paragraph? Yes, I can, and that's exactly what I'm prepared to do. I'm a silly, out-going, one of a kind type of lady. I've yet to meet someone that I could compare to my greatness. I'm also modest, but I guess that might be hard to tell from what I just said...anywho, I do have a tendency to be sort of mean, but it's always humorous and never so mean that I would hurt someone's feelings. Sarcasm has to be, by far, one of my best qualities. I'm also a band geek and love music with a fiery passion. Mmm mmm mmm, good to mah soul. I love theatre and I've been doing it since forever. Dance and flag corps also happen to be two of my fortes. I hate to admit my goofiness, but it's one of the things that makes me who I am. I'm always saying something stupid or making someone laugh. To truly experience all that is Whitney, I suggest you make a move and give it a try! The worst that could happen would be nothing...and that's pretty much what will happen if you don't, right? Enjoy!
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My Interests

Anything related to music or performing arts, I'm there! I write short stories sometimes when I get free time, which isn't very often, so it's been a while. I know that makes me sound like a complete dork, and that would be because I am. I sometimes waltz around my house singing show tunes or saying various movie quotes. It gets me through the day. I also like to leave fun messages on my voicemail and pretend that what I have to say is more important than it really is. Another one of my favorite things to do is talk about body parts in scientific names. Enough of that, the phalanges need a rest, leave it up to the orbicularis oris!

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet someone who's not a complete idiot. (just to make a quick insertion, but not too quick as to leave you pleasureless, I'll probably go back and read this and realize I myself appear to be a total moron) Any of you skilled in the art of that which is sarcasm and morbid humor would be my bestest best friend, pinky promise. One of the things I value most is a good ol' sense of humor, and if you can be as twisted as me I'll worship you forever and sell relics in your honor.

Music:

My taste in music is very out there. I like pretty much everything, give or take a few (don't you just love clichés?) In all honesty though, I listen to about everything, so I'm not going to sit here and write out every single band I've ever graced my ears with. Sometimes I do get in moods where I'll only listen to hardness, then lovey dovey music, then sad depressing songs. It all depends on how I feel, I suppose! If I had to pick a favorite band it would probably have to be the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Something about that Anthony Kiedis just rubs me the right way. Let me tell you, if I was like 37 I would so hit that. Musicians turn me on big time. Something about a guy and some musical skills. Meow and grr.

Movies:

Fight Club, Anchorman, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Great Balls Of Fire, Lost Reality, Run Ronnie Run, Gone With The Wind, The Wiz, Little Nicky, Silence Of The Lambs, Red Dragon, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Romeo and Juliet, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Sleepwalkers, S.I.C.K. (I love cheesey low budget horror movies, they're so fun to watch and taunt)...and more, I'm sure!

Television:

I haven't watched TV in a while. Although when Daria and Rocko's Modern Life come on during a rare occasion when the moon is in its waning stage and all the planets are perfectly aligned and all the flamingos at Sea World stand on their left legs facing due West, I'm so there it's not even funny. Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Clone High, The Swan, Trading Spouses, Chapelle's Show, and Degrassi: The Next Generation are good things to watch when I can catch 'em!

Books:

Pure is a good book. As is Cannibal Killers, and anything by Patricia Cornwell.

Heroes:

I can't really say that one person in particular is my hero. It would probably have to be a mesh of different people. I guess someone who can be themselves at all times and never have to base their lives upon someone else's opinions constantly would be a good one. Don't dwell on the past and don't live so far into the future that you can't bask in the now!

My Blog

weekend quotes/edit***

needless to say, I'm glad I went home this weekend...       "Whitney...did you just crack your head open?" "A little."   "I laughed so hard and fell because I saw the little mermai...
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:46:00 PST

flaws in science

so it's continual that my mother will still find ways to butt into my life when she's in no way shape or form involved.  sometimes I can't believe she does the things that she does.  anyway,...
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:11:00 PST

set the fire to the third bar

Why is nothing getting any better?  I really thought after last night everything would end up working itself out.  I thought as soon as I told you what a liar she was and how this is a patte...
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:12:00 PST

where will I be when I stop wondering why?

each day seems like it's longer than the previous.  I find it hard to even motivate myself to wake up every morning.  there are so many "should haves" and "wish I would'ves" that I can barel...
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:21:00 PST

chocolate.

This could be the very minuteI'm aware I'm aliveAll these places feel like homeWith a name I'd never chosenI can make my first stepsAs a child of 25This is the straw, final straw in theRoof of my mout...
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:29:00 PST

...something that made me feel a little better...

I just remembered something Amber said around Christmas and it made me grin... "He's not just tall...he's Vince Vaughn tall."
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:04:00 PST

wanna go to the drag strip?

today...well...where to begin?  I don't want to go into one of those stupid "I'm so down on myself" rants, and I'm hoping this doesn't turn into one.  I just need to vent, and I don't have a...
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:59:00 PST

ah, good old Boone.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642034/
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:44:00 PST

not in my backyard, untensils...

I shouldn't be  up this early...therefore, I do believe I'll try and fall into some sort of comatose state.  It should prove to be mounds of treats and jollies. Stupid Aurora...che...
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:21:00 PST

take me to the meat...

What an interesting night.  I'll explain it later for those of you who care to know, which is probably all of 2 or 3 people.    I'm glad Invader Zim still comes on sometimes. Yeah?&nbs...
Posted by Whitney Alexandra on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 10:46:00 PST