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About Me

"Kindergarten Hazing Ritual began in the early 2000s, when Cory was at school in Philly, away from his drum kit, and really wanted to do some new shit.
His freind Chris Evans (of The Flight) introduced him to the drum sequencing program Fruity Loops, which gave him the idea to do a grind project similar to Agorapobic Nosebleed, a band he'd just gotten heavily into a round that time.
When Cory began recording for this project, it was supposed to be material for Deth Adder, a death/grind project he'd been doing since high school. . . .but with the addition of crazy samples, electronic elements and vocal effects, it became something completely different. He decided, this would be a brand new band.
The name "Kindergarten Hazing Ritual"? At the time, hazing was all over the news. In the military, in College, in High school. Cory thought "how long until we hear about this shit gong on in Kindergarten?". . .and that's how the band got it's name.
The demo "nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people" was made, and the response was unexpectedly good, so it continued.
From there, Cory and his alter egos ("guy that looks like cory", "DJ Ninja Schmoe" and "Abominable Lord Crappyman") have been ripping popular culture a new asshole with it's brand of electronic grindcore.
thier next target. . . MYSPACE"
*sigh* I've always wanted one of those things, hehheh. Why not do it myself, just like everything else. . . . .
MYSPACE THE ALBUM is out NOW!!!
download it by clicking on the album cover below
If you want an actual CD, they'll be made to order for 7 bucks
message us here if interested. A free demo CD will come with the album

and you can still get the following also at internet archive

these are our dawgs, give 'em a listen:
Hollywood Streetwalker (which, coincidentally, Cory just recently joined. . .new songs coming soon!)
The World After the Fall
Scissor Shock
Iron Bitchface
Drawinghorse
Bayi
Automatized Cyborg Death
Coming From My Penis
German War Tank
Bubblegum Octopus
Incentive
Fuzzy Kitten Dance Machinewe FINALLY have a banner!!!
special thanks to the Leviathan's Mandible for helping us out with this.
You know what to do. Copy the code and put it on your page. thanks everyone!

say FUCK DAT SHIT!!!


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Member Since: 6/8/2004
Band Website: 37564.net/khr/index.html
Band Members: Cory Monster(from +killthemanbecomethemonster+) - vocals and guitars
guy that looks like Cory - vocals
DJ Ninja Schmoe - beats and sampling
the Abominable Lord Crappyman - foster child from disbanded death metal band who "had no where else to go"
Influences: Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Discordance Axis, MF Doom, Prosthetic Cunt, Godflesh, Curse of the Golden Vampire, Nasum, Fuck I'm Dead, the Locust, Diplomats, Napalm Death, Aphex Twin, Thrones
Sounds Like: . . . Agoaphobic Nosebleed, Discordance Axis, and Curse of the Golden Vampire. . ..if they were a bunch of suburban dorks.
Record Label: 37564
Type of Label: None

My Blog

upcoming split update. ..

 soon splits will happen with the following. . .(in no particular order) Iron Butter and Apocolyptic Youth and Cupcake Bubblegum Octopus Cadaveric Sludge Dispenser Unit B...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:07:00 PST

what we doin?

what's up?a split with Kusari gama Kill is in the works. . .we're just trying to find a label who would like to put it out. 4 way split coming soon too.other things in the works. . .Fuck Capcom E...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:10:00 PST

break cancelled. . . .

. . .so yeah. we're recording stuff again a new song should go up in a couple of days possibly.  currently looking for a label that would want to put out a split between us Kusari ...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:31:00 PST

aww crap. . . .were so late. . . .yeesh. .

what's up?hope 2008 hasn't been as much of a colossal disappointment for y'all as it's been for us.. .though it probably has.. . . . 2008 is fail already kids. oh well we kinda fail too ...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:22:00 PST

lovely day

Greetings. HAPPY WAYNE BRUSH III DAY!!We wish you a tolerable holiday and a less disappointing new year.Me, I'm 27, I gotta work tomorrow, the magic of X-Mas is completely lost on me anymore. It'...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:56:00 PST

because we just dont do it enough. . .

little update for you.myspace the album is on it's waywe're just waiting for a couple of things to get done, and you'll have it in some formmeanwhile, we're already recording.New material for splits.W...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:27:00 PST

myspace the album OFFICIAL official tracklising

the songs are all mademinimal things must be added (guest vocals)then, we'll be well on our waywork on artwork has begunetc. etc. etc.here are the song titlesyou should recognize some, others were str...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:37:00 PST

split with Breakdancing Ronald Reagan out now!!!

features the 20 minute epic "gangsta rap, smore schnapps and Chiaki Kuryama: professional crotch stabber (OR, epic is a dead scene) Breakdancing Ronald Reagan/Kindergarten Hazing Ritual Split Format:...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:21:00 PST

some rare insight

 you know how when you first get into something, you always wish you could meet other people that like it humans tend to want to share thier interests with others, right? and at first, ...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:14:00 PST

since the lyric function tends to not work these days

yeah, anytime I click on lyrics, they don't work.I've done it in firefox AND explorer shit don't work so incase it's not working for you either here are the lyrics to the 4 songs c...
Posted by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual(FUCK CAPCOM) on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:32:00 PST