"Kindergarten Hazing Ritual began in the early 2000s, when Cory was at school in Philly, away from his drum kit, and really wanted to do some new shit.
His freind Chris Evans (of The Flight) introduced him to the drum sequencing program Fruity Loops, which gave him the idea to do a grind project similar to Agorapobic Nosebleed, a band he'd just gotten heavily into a round that time.
When Cory began recording for this project, it was supposed to be material for Deth Adder, a death/grind project he'd been doing since high school. . . .but with the addition of crazy samples, electronic elements and vocal effects, it became something completely different. He decided, this would be a brand new band.
The name "Kindergarten Hazing Ritual"? At the time, hazing was all over the news. In the military, in College, in High school. Cory thought "how long until we hear about this shit gong on in Kindergarten?". . .and that's how the band got it's name.
The demo "nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people" was made, and the response was unexpectedly good, so it continued.
From there, Cory and his alter egos ("guy that looks like cory", "DJ Ninja Schmoe" and "Abominable Lord Crappyman") have been ripping popular culture a new asshole with it's brand of electronic grindcore.
thier next target. . . MYSPACE"
*sigh* I've always wanted one of those things, hehheh. Why not do it myself, just like everything else. . . . .
MYSPACE THE ALBUM is out NOW!!!
download it by clicking on the album cover below
If you want an actual CD, they'll be made to order for 7 bucks
message us here if interested. A free demo CD will come with the album
and you can still get the following also at internet archive
Hollywood Streetwalker (which, coincidentally, Cory just recently joined. . .new songs coming soon!)
The World After the Fall
Scissor Shock
Iron Bitchface
Drawinghorse
Bayi
Automatized Cyborg Death
Coming From My Penis
German War Tank
Bubblegum Octopus
Incentive
Fuzzy Kitten Dance Machinewe FINALLY have a banner!!!
special thanks to the Leviathan's Mandible for helping us out with this.
You know what to do. Copy the code and put it on your page. thanks everyone!
say FUCK DAT SHIT!!!
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