Chicken McHappytrousers - ProfilesArchive

About Me

The only thing that gives me comfort is while I'm sitting at home staring at the ceiling just wishing that I had someone to talk to,
is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are.
P r o n o u n c e m y n a m e : H a w - n u h
M E I N A N U T S H E L L ( * c r a m p s * I w a n t o u t ) :
- I ' m c a n a d i a n , e h
- I d a n c e o n m y r o o f

- I p l a y v i o l i n
- I n e v e r w e a r m a t c h i n g s o c k s
- I h a r d l y w e a r m a t c h i n g s h o e s
- I m a k e m y l i f e a m u s i c a l
- I f i n d o t h e r p e o p l e k n o w m e b e t t e r t h a n I k n o w m y s e l f s o m e t i m e s
- I t h i n k p e o p l e s h o u l d c o m e i n b r i g h t , r a i n b o w c o l o r s ,
T h e r e f o r e I d y e m y h a i r .
- I f r e q u e n t l y s t i c k m y f o o t i n m y m o u t h . . .
- I w a n t s o m e o n e t o s i t a n d w a t c h t h e S c i F i m a r a t h o n s o f T h e T w i g h l i g h t Z o n e w i t h m e . S l e e p i s f o r t h e p a i d p r o g r a m i n g
- T h e r e i s n o t h i n g l i k e a s p r i n g r a i n , a s u m m e r ' s n i g h t , a f a l l b r e e z e , o r a w i n t e r ' s m o o n
- I m e a n w h a t I s a y , b u t I h a v e t h e h a r d e s t t i m e s a y i n g w h a t I m e a n
- I c e c r e a m i s t h e i d e a l b r e a k f a s t f o o d
- I l o v e c h i c k e n s
- L i f e i s w a y t o c o m p l i c a t e d l y s i m p l e f o r m y t a s t e s

My Interests

W i n d m e u p
P u t m e d o w n
S t a r t m e o f f a n d w a t c h m e g o
I ' l l b e r u n n i n g c i r c l e s a r o u n d y o u s o o n e r t h a n y o u k n o w .

A l i t t l e o f f c e n t e r
A n d I ' m o u t o f t u n e
J u s t k i c k i n t h i s c a n a l o n g t h e a v e n u e
B u t I ' m a l r i g h t

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will draw me something pretty

Music:

I d o n ' t l i k e r e a d i n g h u g e l i s t s o f b a n d s , s o h e r e :
I L I K E R O C K .

( p r e f e r a b l y g r a n i t e )

Books:

F a v o r i t e A u t h o r s :

- D o u g l a s A d a m s
- F r a n z K a f k a
- C h r i s t o p h e r M o o r e
- D a v i d S e d a r i s
- C r a i g S h a w G a r d n e r

Heroes:

Lawyers hate bank robbers
Pirates steal from CEO's
Stockbrokers killed your heroes

My Blog

The Night Forest (free verse)

This poem was a free verse, I decided to tackle a very different form.The first stanza is all SHORT vowel soundsThe second and third stanzas are LONG vowel soundsThe final stanza is back to SHORT vowe...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST

Puddle (Triolet)

This poem is in triolet form, 8 lines, and very repetitve...Puddle This bit of sky has touched the groundWithin my reach, after all my tryingFor simple escape which can't be foundThis bit...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:25:00 PST

Pride (poem)

This poem was a suggested form, following this style(Line 1) Abstraction, verb, place(Line 2) What the abstraction is wearing(Line 3) ActionI chose pride for every single stanzaPride Pride marche...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST

Photography

These are my prints I recently made, all traditional black and white photography. I like the personal feeling of making prints yourself, not with a computer or a mouse, it's your hands that had contro...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST

The Bomb (setting)

The sun rose high against a clear blue sky, the only obstruction blocking it's warm rays was the odd grey cloud that occasionally drifted a...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:32:00 PST

We Were All Sinners...

Brittany's 16th B-day Party:A host of sinners dancing to the tune of the Sins The Sins Now for the Sinners: Of course, all of the following is her fault: We ha...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:02:00 PST

We have the hostage...

Jeff and I have Nikole We refuse to let her go, unless we get the ransom... Of 1... BILLION.... Cookies,Sent directly to my house within the hour We are not afraid to hold our fingers to her head as...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:09:00 PST

I'll tell you anything, no lies

I got this idea from some random person's blog, it looked like fun! You all know me well enough to know if I can actually fill this out properly for you, so if we are only aquaintences, It might ...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 10:09:00 PST

slap You needed that

Yes, I do know what that word in my current mood means. But, I have a question: WHY IS EVERYONE SO DAMN SAD?! Honestly, everyone I talk to these days just seems so blue inside, it hurts! Either that, ...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 01:00:00 PST

The Color Grey...

I wrote this poem for english, it's about the color grey... It has no tittle yet, I let my poems name themselves... I liked this one, what do you think? (honestly please...) My dreams, t...
Posted by Chicken McHappytrousers on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:49:00 PST