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Smythe

chrissmith11

About Me

Putting that you're 40 in your profile when you're 23 is obnoxious, and I don't know who the hell would do something like that and actually think it's amusing.I have a B.A. in English literature and act like it too.

My Interests

Becoming a better human being. Being a holy terror. Sonic excess in its purest form. Cheap booze and fast women.

Music:

A number of subgenres of the metal genre, punk and hardcore and the hyphenated "post" forms of those respective genres, indie rock from the 80s and 90s, ambient music (but not electronic music in general), good hard rock (which is a rare thing), golden age hip hop, classic country and alt country, bluegrass (yes, bluegrass), classical even though I don't know anything about it, and jazz even though I know even less about it than I do classical.

Movies:

Long ones about crime and/or death.

Television:

The Law and Orders, and channels like TLC, The Discovery Channel, National Geographic and The History Channel.

Books:

A lot of early 20th century authors. Of the more contemporary type, Barnes, Pynchon, DeLillo, Rushdie, Roth, Vonnegut, and some more.

Heroes:

"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy." -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

My Blog

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I went into a coffee shop I frequent earlier this evening to read for awhile.  Blood Meridian, if you are curious, that is.  You probably aren't.In the seating area.  There were a coupl...
Posted by Smythe on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

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If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?An umbrella.  I keep my car clean.Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?I close the door.  I need privacy.Are your underwear and...
Posted by Smythe on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:54:00 PST

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It's August 13, and to anyone with a lick of sense, that means a lot because August 13 is Jay Buhner's birthday.  In honor of Jay Buhner, I am posting this stupid questionnaire.  May the bas...
Posted by Smythe on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:38:00 PST

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I am going to Alabama for a week to vacation. To save you the time of asking questions and me the headache of fielding your questions, I'll just answer them here. 1. No, I don't know why I'm going to...
Posted by Smythe on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:06:00 PST

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"It's extraordinary how we go through life with eyes half shut, with dull ears, with dormant thoughts.  Perhaps it's just as well; and it may be that it is this very dulness that makes life to th...
Posted by Smythe on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:32:00 PST

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I think we'd all be well-advised to shirk our responsibilities and attend this.Desdemona Music Festival.  Cincinnati, OH, at Sawyer Point.  June 23-25.GHOSTFACE KILLAHTHE WALKMENTHE FIERY FU...
Posted by Smythe on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:44:00 PST