57 Girl Confessions
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
SURE
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
SHORT PARTY DRESS
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
UM, READ IT!
4. Group dates or single dates?
SINGLE
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
NO, I LOVE IT.
. . .
NO SHIT I HATE IT!
STUPID QUESTION.
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
NO, SHOES ARE
7. Is your hair up or down today?
DOWN
8. Do you straighten your hair?
YEAH
9. Favorite mascara?
DIOR DIORSHOW MASCARA IS AMAZING!
10. Do you get your nails done?
USUSALLY
11. Small or large purses?
LARGE
12. In your purse, what are your must haves?
PHONE
MAKEUP
CONDOMS
13. Jeans or sweats?
JEANS
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?
NEW SHOES CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLE AT FIRST BUT THEN THEY ADJUST
15. Do you text message a lot?
YEAH!
16. What would you do if you got pregnant?
MOVE AWAY FOR 9 MONTHS SO THAT NO ONE WOULD KNOW
17. What’s your favorite color?
PINK<3
18. Heels or flats?
HEALS
19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
NO, CRYING FOR THE WEAK
20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?
I CAN AND I DO
21. Walmart or Target?
TARGET
22. Do you wear collared shirts?
SOMETIMES
23. Do you like preppy boys?
GAG, NO
24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!?
ITS AIGHT
25. Do you own any big sunglasses?
SURE DO
26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
HOUR, TOPS
27. Do you like to wear band-aids?
WTF?
28. Do you like skater boys?
?
29. Do you often wish there was something you could change?
I WISH I WAS QUEEN OF THE WORLD
30. Gold or silver?
SILVER
31. Do you like to receive flowers?
LIKE EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY. . .
32. Do you like surfer boys?
I LIKE BOYS FROM INTERESTING BACKGROUNDS
33. Do you dress up for the holidays?
SURE
34. Do you like to wear dresses?
I'M SURE EVERY GIRL LIKES TO WEAR DRESSES
35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?
1/2
GUYS ARE FAIRLY SIMPLE.
I CATCH ON QUICKLY.
36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?
YES
37. Would you date a guy shorter than you?
FUCK NO!
38. Do you like to hold hands?
HOLDING HANDS IS FOR GUYS THAT ARE 'WHIPPED'
39. What is the youngest you would date?
I DON'T KNOW, 12?
40. What is the oldest you would date?
AS LONG AS I'M LIVING AND BREATHING, ITS ALL GOOD.
41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy?
HIS SEXY FACE
42. Is it hott when guys sweat?
UM NO, TAKE A SHOWER STINKY.
43. What is the best feature in a guy?
HIS DICK
44. Do you like making eye contact?
EH. . .
46. Would you kill for chocolate?
DO I LOOK LIKE I EAT CHOCOLATE?
47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
NO GUY IS WORTH ALL THAT TROUBLE
48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?
5, DEPENDING ON MY MOOD THOUGH
49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
OMG I DO!
50. Do you yell a lot?
NO
51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?
NO
52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
THE WAY I NORMALLY DRESS IMPRESSES GUYS ALREADY.
I DON'T NEED TO TRY.
53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!
54. What makeup could you not live w/ out?
MAC
55. Do you fall in love easily?
HELL NO
56. Do you have cramps?
NO MOMENTARILY
57. Do you think you have the bestest friend ever?
I DON'T BELIEVE IN BEST FRIENDS ANYMORE.
