Dr. Disorder |
Recently, I had a friend tell me I shouldn't make fun of people with eating disorders. You know the ones that look like a weak skeleton laminated by a thin layer of discolored flesh? (There's was a bu...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:23:00 GMT |
Driver Improvement Class |
So when I moved up to VA I guess I had a little speeding problem, or at least the cops had a problem with my speed. My record had just cleaned up in NC and as soon as I moved here BUYA!!! 4 tickets. O...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:17:00 GMT |
Movie Theaters |
We all know that humans are over populating the world and I know exactly who to kill:People who read things at the movies out loud. (signs, subtitles, whatever) If you're not sitting next to a blind g...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:16:00 GMT |
The Perfect Drug |
My newest addiction is street dubbed "brown cocaine." It's a little tricky to make. You have to take dried up orphan turds and grind them into powder.It's the highest high because what orphans crap ou...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:14:00 GMT |
