HEY, THAT'S WHAT I DO....
My mind has an endless capacity for useless information,
And I've been told that I am an enigma…
Hmmm, wouldn't you like to know?
I have the most ri-damn-diculous luck imaginable,
which, irony has a huge part in creating.
My sense of direction is abysmal,
hence, the time I lost downtown.
I will never know or really care, for that matter- what side of the loop I live on…
Yeah- whatever!
I can injure myself doing absolutely anything.
Damn my drunkard self and those hot ass stiletto boots!!
Don't ever ask me what I am thinking….I can't even begin to fathom a way to express all the randomness pouring
into the land of ceaseless wonder that is my mind.
My the 6 biggest downfalls:
1) Cigarettes- sorry, y'all but I just enjoy it wayyy too much!!
2) Vodka- table, the girls….Kodak moment…damn it.
3) JOHNNY DEPP!!! - abso-freaking lutly!!
4) Musicians- Pink said it best " Always been a sucker- had a weakness for a boy with a guitar and a drink in his hand"
5) Clearance racks- ANYWHERE!
6) Birthday cake-Oh, holy shit batman! It's on like donkey kong!!
Randomness is Individuality at it's best…
Everyone is someone else's weirdo….
When life throws you lemons-sheeeit….break out the tequila!!! (not vodka, tequila)
The 5 most essential things to possess:
1) Creativity- find your craft and smother it until your heart squirts out!
2) Sense of Humor- no matter how corrupt or corky it may be....I mean, what's the point in laughing if you aren't gonna snort?
3) Spassion- special and passion…. If you aren't special then, sorry but, you are just damn boring and if you aren't passionate about what makes you special, then what's the point?
4) Insanity- oh, yes! A sound mind is not an option!
5) Acceptance- Laugh your way through life no matter how much it kicks your ars. Remember to love the person all this retarded BS of life has molded you into being. No matter how many times you screw it up ( and come on, who screws up better then me!) just sigh, chuckle, and say to yourself "Hey, that's what I do…"
My name is Leslee, Lessa, Stella... and the rest is still unwritten.....