Mr. Casey

New Fact | Get Random Chuck Norris Facts on Your MySpace Profile! | QQQQ.cc

Get your FSU Myspace Layout
provided by FSU Toolbar
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.Hey! My name is Jared Casey. I'm 17 and a junior at Leon High School. I enjoy playing just about any sport. I like to hang out with friends and do what ever i can to get myself outta the house...if u want IM me, Refvel is my SN
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jared Casey
Birthday: 1/23/90
Birthplace: Orange Park, Florida
Current Location: Tally, Florida
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6 footish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right hander
Your Heritage: ...good question...
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Adidas
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Wierd people
Your Perfect Pizza: Just about any pizza is fine
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Good Grades
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol (isn't it everyone's?)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dang...
Your Best Physical Feature: no clue
Your Bedtime: when ever
Your Most Missed Memory: My old house in South Carolina
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: either are fine
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Niether
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Niether
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Try not too...but it slips
Do you Sing: Terribly
Do you Shower Daily: Of Coarse
Have you Been in Love: Not a TRUE love
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure why not.
Are you a Health Freak: Naw
Do you get along with your Parents: um...Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Ya
Do you play an Instrument: I did
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: kinda
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah...but you should have seen the other guy...
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Of old Age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone important
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: ...No...?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: no taller than me
Weight: no rolls...
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dont get me started
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!