My name is Bill i am a senior at St.joe. i hate it there. i am 17 and i am mad beast. I am a beast at poker so if you want to play come see me. My lil bro is mad hood he is the last person on my top whateva i have so go there and see how hood he is i just thought i would but that in there so if u want to talk to me im me on Elbeast53.You Know Youre From Colorado when.
People move onto the highway at 85 miles an hour.
You have absolutely no recognizable accent.If the humidity gets above 25%, you consider it "muggy".
You only go to Central City when friends are in from out of town.You have been skiing more than 50 times in your life (Usually in one year)you think 5-points is a ghetto.You think only stupid people get lost in your town.You never plan a picnic between 3:30 and 6:00 in Spring or Summer months.If it rains more than 2 days straight you compare the weather to being in Seattle.You have a broken windshield.You see no reason to travel to Aurora.The only RTD bus you've been on is the 16th Street shuttle.You think "South Park" is a place to stop for gas on your way to Buena Vista.You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota that wears a bandanna.You cast out your fishing line while white-water rafting.You've seen all the tourist attractions in your own city.You are 82 years old and take up snowboarding.Prarie Dogs are not cute, they are just another dang rodent.You think that formal wear is ironed denim. and east and west are where all those darned liberals keep moving in from.You think gun control is a steady hand.You can run up 10 flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.You've stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight.You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate your local sports team's victory.You can drive at 45 mph over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, with winds blowing at 50 mph and not be phazed.A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.love Broncos,Avs,Rockies, Nuggets.You know where doc holidays grave is.
Thats MY kinda place
How to make a Bill aka GmA
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts brilliance
1 part leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
