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Cyborg

So it may not be the brightest idea...

About Me

Digging that hole to China is not proving as easy as I initially thought.

Save me?

...Anyone?

My Interests

My friends are the reason I haven't (completely) lost my sanity yet.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone.
Everyone.
Except internet porn.
I do not want to meet internet porn.
Or Carrot Top.

AOL Instant Messanger: Cyanide Jacuzzi

This is how two homoerotic boxes named Cynthia and Elizabeth fornicate with one another:

Music:

Everything.

Movies:

Uneducated humor.
Laughable horror.
Classics.

Television:

Mindless--Pointless--Me.

Books:

Too many to list.

Heroes:

K-Fed
Richard Simmons
Joseph Stalin
Richard Ramirez
Charlie Chaplin
Sid Vicious
The Taco Bell Chiwawa

My Blog

If.

Once upon a time,Never more. Come back.Fade out.The beat goes on.The music stops.To be...Or not to be.Yes,No,Maybe so?Dreams.Real world.Past.Present.Future(?)You.You.Still you.Is this another hello,or...
Posted by Cyborg on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:47:00 PST

My hair is finally starting to grow out,

My eyes are starting to see.My brain is starting to think.My ears are starting to hear.A+B does not always equal C.1+2 does not always equal 3.3 lefts do not always make a right.There’s always m...
Posted by Cyborg on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST

It would be nice if...

YOU, of all people, would stop the drama you're starting.I think it's highly amusing that you're saying this about ME.Look at yourself. You're a nothing. You'll never be anything.You RUINED your own l...
Posted by Cyborg on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:01:00 PST

Once upon a time,

There was this magical orb that made the city complete. Everyone was content and all was well. One day, an evil witch came to the village and broke the sacred orb out of so-called "revenge." Revenge o...
Posted by Cyborg on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:12:00 PST

So, apparently I’m causing a bunch of "drama," you see...

Hm. Interesting. But that isn't what this blog is about loooolroflcopter1111111zzzzz.For breakfast this morning, I cooked an egg white omlette made with the whites of four unfertilized eggs. I also in...
Posted by Cyborg on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:25:00 PST

Hello world, my name just may be Matt Knight

Lately I just haven't been myself. I've been so busy trying to find myself that I almost forgot the self that I once knew, if that makes any sense. I feel like these past eighteen years on this ...
Posted by Cyborg on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:04:00 PST

Screw the season.

Christmas songs. Snow. Wreaths. Misletoe. Tacky decorations. Money spent on gifts that will never be used. Cold. Setting up the stupid tree. The smell of an overabundance of disgusting meat. Over...
Posted by Cyborg on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:36:00 PST

"Men"

So, lately I've been doing some in depth research on the male gender; their habits, behavior, actions, thought patterns, and guess what I've come to realize?! MEN WANT SEX. Yeah, didn't see that one c...
Posted by Cyborg on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:07:00 PST

Take me away.

Wake up. Check phone to realize I have no new messages or calls. Go pee. Put in contacts. March down the stairs. Eat breakfast. Drink coffee. Brush teeth. Mouthwash. Sit at the computer. Go ...
Posted by Cyborg on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:06:00 PST

Deja vu.

Here I sit, yet again... Looking for colleges to enroll in next year as a freshman. Didn't I already do this before? I realized that in order to succeed, I need to be in the proper enviornme...
Posted by Cyborg on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:00:00 PST