CaveManNoLikeNachos

ive noticed in the last couple years that people have changed so much. my friends seem as though they want to live but have no apreciation for living. they dont realise that they have so much life while kids that are like two have very little life and freedom. i ate a marshmellow this morning.it bothers me when it gets really sunny outside.i surf because ive stopped competing.i drink like two red bulls and graham crackers for lunch.i can be grosser than you.i dont like correcting myslef when i mispell words.hahha. that was an honest mistake.i like a lot of stuff.ask me what stuff it is.sometimes when im really silent im actually thinking about the next time ill do something important. no one will ever be happy with their own life.unless of course they have seen how much life they have waisted and help another person live just because they can. not because they have the money or because they want to look nice.we have a lot more power to change lives then we know. my aim is: randomgigglebox1i think that myspace is ok. but i dont worship it.im really really hungry as of September 27, 9:03 a.m.i wont have more than fifty friends tops.i absoulutely love: hair in your mouth-Aussies-surfing-songs were it takes you five years till you figure out what the fuck theyre saying cuz their accent is so strong-triple whoppers..with everything-smart people who are really artsy fartsy-you-a genius-how there is like three ways to say there: there-that place, their- possesive, theyre- contraction to they are 9 ihope i got that correct)-people who smile at you just because they have a mouth and the power to smile-driving in the car after the beach just to tired to talk but the awesome feeling of accomplishment in life. and listening to good music when the sun is just perfect in your face. eyes closed. -humming-admitting you dont know the words to your favorite song. you like it just because you know its great.-going to church and playing the original no color pokemon pocket adition -silver version. in the last row.-young love and crushes.-laughing alone in silence when you think of something funny.-imagining-dreaming-brushing your hair for 32 minutes straight because you forgot you were brushing your hair and you just keep going and goin and goin...-wearing no shoes in pblix and not getting kicked out.-breaking a vase in publix while trying to get a balloon-stale popcorn-goobers-the word- finitoGrandma Gallagher: Mary Katherine, what are you doing? Mary Katherine Gallagher: I'm using my telekinetic powers to kill the girl who poured pig's blood on me at the prom.------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Mary Katherine Gallagher: These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them in. This one is bigger than this one. This is the mommy breast and this one is the baby breast. And they walk hand in hand, because they are FRIENDS!---------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh my God! Jesus: Oh my Me! How are you? Mary Katherine Gallagher: It's going OK. Are you the Lord? Jesus: Well, to you I am. See, technically, you're, like, in this REM sleep state, and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uh, Skye, and your dad. Basically, your subconcsious came up with me to help you deal. Dig? Mary Katherine Gallagher: Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something? Jesus: No, I'm good. I'm God! Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh. Right.------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Are you aware that I am rubber, and you are glue, and whatever you say bounces off to me and sticks to you? So just put that in your... back pocket.----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------- [Communion] Father Ritley: Body of Christ. Evian Graham: Are these low-fat?---------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Sometimes, when I get real nervous, I stick my hand under my armpits and SNIFF 'EM!-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Father: Thomas Smith? Thomas: Here! But I don't know where here is man, 'cause I'm so wasted man! Father: Thomas, it is a sin to even pretend that you-you-you're baked.------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Mary Katherine Gallagher: SUPERSTAR!-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Mary Katherine Gallagher: I think they get the point Grandma. Grandma Gallagher: Wait, I've got two more. When I say tap, you tap, and when I say booga booga, you booga booga. Maria Ganitisis: What's booga booga? Grandma Gallagher: I don't know, but when I say it you better fuckin figure it out!-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh look at you painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut. I'm a Puerto Rican lady senor. You're nothing but a little slut Sybill Ann Dorsett. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I ain't no slut! whoo hoo superstar!-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Jesus: The Lord God [Points to himself] Jesus: is materializing in a highway to tell you to turn around.----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------- Mary Katherine Gallagher: So what really happened to your family? Slater: They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks. Mary Katherine Gallagher: That happens a lot.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Mary Katherine Gallagher: [Mary when young] Your birthmark looks like shit!------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Mary Katherine Gallagher: [to Evian] Go drink a bottle of yourself!--------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------- Summer Falls: [to Mary] Panty stain!------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Howard Feinstein: [Owen kisses Howard] What, are you gay? Owen Flanagan: Five times more gay than you think. Four more to go, peaches. [Owen kisses Howard four more times]------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Mary Katherine Gallagher: [coming home late after auditioning] I stayed after school to study business.My KICKASS ONLINE NOW ICON was made with this trusty site Myspace Help